The Fuzzy Nose
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Hairy was an infinitesimally complex man that had a reason for everything. On Tuesdays, he would get up, stand on his right foot for twenty-five seconds and then stand on his left foot for thirty-six seconds, all the while stretching his arms towards the ceiling. On Thursdays he would get up, hop on his left foot to the bathroom, and then hoop on his right foot while washing his mouth out. On Sunday, he would dangle his feet over the side of his bed and pretend that he was playing a piano, which had been designed specifically for his toes. As for the reason why Hairy did all these things, we may never know. But, Hairy’s behavior wasn’t the strangest thing about him. Quite simply, Hairy never trimmed his nose hairs. He would trim his mustache, his hairy ears, and on occasion, his straight brown hair, but he never trimmed his over-grown, out-of-control, and very bushy nose hairs. Unfortunately, his rampant nose hair wasn’t the reason why everyone called him Hairy Snotter.
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There is nothing extraordinary about Michealson Fisher except his mustache. If you were to see him on the street, he wouldn’t stand out. But inside his mind, Michealson Fisher was unique. Maybe it was what he had learned or maybe it was how he had learned it, but none of this really matters because Michealson Fisher has decided NOT to use his imagination any-more. Michealson Fisher wants to see the world the way it really is.
About the Author
I began my formal education at the grand old school of Bowling Green State University, which is nestled in the heart of mid-west Ohio in a small town called Bowling Green. Bowling Green is best known of the annual Black Swam Festival. After changing my major numerous times, I graduated with a degree in biology. While at BGSU, I found my first passion: Organic Chemistry. Subsequently, I continued on at BGSU to get a masters in Chemistry. I briefly worked in the private sector at IGEN Inc. in Gaithersburg Maryland, as an inorganic chemist. Granted, inorganic chemistry might sound anti-organic, but 'in' is just a prefix. In truth, inorganic chemistry is just organic chemistry hooped-up on metals. I returned to the grand old college of Ohio University, which is surrounded by the hills of southern Ohio in a town called Athens. Athens is best known for the Halloween extravaganza that brings students from all over the state of Ohio. Although I did not graduate from OU, I have a few fond memories of the iconic town. In particular, I have fond memories of Perks coffee shop where I spent countless night scribbling away on my first book, Dreamstar. Upon relocating to Galveston Texas, I found brief employment at Starbucks and continued to write. My second book, Bibbles of Spuce-tame, was originally published in 2009 and is slated to return to the market. Currently, I reside in Houston with my two cats and continue to write. Hopefully, you'll enjoy my second passion;-)