The Accidental Bank Heist

How To Rob A Bank Without Really Trying

by Judith Slaughter



Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 11/21/2012

Format : E-Book
Dimensions : N/A
Page Count : 242
ISBN : 9781477290668
Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 242
ISBN : 9781477290682
Format : Hardcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 242
ISBN : 9781477290675

About the Book

What would you do if a million dollars fell in your lap?…… Jeanette Pierre walks around the lake every evening planning her next day and reflecting on the events of the present one. She has never done anything dishonest in her life, well maybe a few love affairs but never stealing. But, tonight she will throw caution to the wind in monumental proportions. A car screeches to a halt and a man jumps out and hides a bag in the oleander bushes. It’s a moneybag filled with money still in cellophane wrappers! Her adrenaline kicks in as she hefts it into her arms and proceeds back home as fast as her little feet will carry her. Now police cars are hurling toward the freeway, sirens blaring. A helicopter sputters overhead. Wow! This is a bank shipment, how did they get it? The CEO just got an eighty million dollar severance package for trashing the bank stock and my 401K. Who knew such an ordinary day would turn out to be Restitution day! Why should I feel guilty? I didn’t steal it…it just dropped into my lap like a gift… Jeanette’s uncomplicated life is about to become very complicated. Take a wild spin with our beautiful little bank manager on the ride of her life.

About the Author

Judith Slaughter is a born story-teller with an illuminated imagination and a wicked sense of humor. The child of Irish/Italian immigrants, her childhood was filled with wonderful stories and fascinating people. Her vibrant love of life threads gold through her writings. Educated in French Canada and California, her work has an international appeal with a glamorous Hollywood spin. Her illustrious banking career spanned thirty vibrant years. From teller to Vice President, her vast experience gives rare insight into the challenging, behind the scenes secret world of banking. The fascinating stories of the amazing customers, from welfare recipients to millionaires she skillfully uncloaks a soap opera like no other! The shenanigans of the employees, the hidden lives of customers and the sheer terror and excitement of heart thumping robberies certainly qualify her to write about bank robbery in grand detail. A working mother, she raised one son and enjoys two grandsons. She is presently pursuing a lifelong dream to put on paper the many colorful characters that fill her head and heart. She has an acting agent, makes the occasional commercial and appears at charity functions as Eva Gabor. Her busy world is filled with intelligent, provocative people and she generously introduces them to her readers with a style uniquely hers. Her life experiences fuel her never ending palate of humanity and she will fling you into the often peculiar lives of her conflicted, likeable characters with their many wonderful quirks! She lives happily with her husband Norman, surrounded by beauty in Southern California.