It Wasn't Me
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From the age of nine years old Kenneth was always the innocent bystander when amazing events took place like someone blowing up his mothers vegetable patch with a homemade explosive device, almost decapetating a passer by with an exploding bicycle pump, or how he managed to collide with several escaping cattle with his soapbox truck and bowl them over, ending up face down in a stream and covered with mud and pondweed, read how he was always missunderstood by his teachers and piers and punished numerous times and even once for something he didn't do, or how when doing a Nativity Play in the local church his hobnailed boots slipped on the tiled floor and caused him to bring down the scenery, half the cast including The Blessed Mary and her donkey. or how on finding a Victorian Home Doctor book manage to develope some amazing life threatening ilnesses including Eboli. WARNING: Do not read this book if you do not want to laugh, as it should contain a health warning.
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About the Book
Read how Kenneth comes to his new home in North Oxfordshire England with his mother and stepfather, the new home being a small farm where Kenneth knows who will be expected to do all the work. Read how through all the hardships he manages to remain happy and bring excitement into his life by creating explosions, doing mind blowing experiments and building soapboxes. Read how accident prown Kenneth is and even on his first day at his new home he manages to collide with some escaping cattle and end up face down in a muddy stream. Read about the amazing illnesses he reads about in a Victorian home doctor book, that he manages to "get" and amazingly survive from, including an extremely dangerous strain of eboli. Read and laugh!
About the Author
Kenneth Rhienhart continues with his life story from the age of ten. Having been brought up by his beloved Grandmother in a wealthy farming family in Oxfordshire England, he has now spent a few years with his Mother and her new family where he fits like a square peg in a round hole. His Mother clearly does not want him living with her but enforces it because of what people will say if he had continued to live with his Grandmother, and she could see the boy was getting very attached to his Grandmother and treated her like a mother which is her own position and then there is the fact that he is now almost ten years old, good and strong and can do a good lot ofuseful work for her and her new husband on there smallholding.