Kang Bitch!

Scenario. You didn’t have time to do laundry and you’ve gotten down to the “ugly” clothes. You need some wine ‘cause its been a fucker of a day and you want some me time. So you decide to make a run to the corner liquor store. You throw on some shit lying on the floor/chair you wouldn’t be caught dead in any other time, jump in the car, run in the store and as fate would have it, you see a really cute guy/girl(hey, I don’t judge). “SHIT! SHIT!”, you say under your breath looking down at your hideous outfit. He/she is interested, smiles, walks closer to you looking fine as wine, and smelling like a warm summer breeze. You, scratching your uncombed head as if you had fleas, looking like dammit to hell. What do you do? End scenario.