The Story of Pete the Pig

Pete quickly discovered he had more than just two problems. You see, not only was his tale twisted, and he was smaller than the other piggies, BUT…and this was a very serious problem for Pete…HE COULD NOT SNORT!!! “OH Goodness!!!” heartbroken Collette would say when she watched Pete get pushed away from his food, but it sadden her even more so to see Pete take a such big, deep breath in his effort to make his presence known, to snort away Martha, Michael, Meredith, Morton, Melanie, Maurice, Mary Ann, and Mark to make room for himself, only to come out with a very meek and tiny “neeek”.