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60’s Hits to Accommodate Aging Baby Boomers Courtesy of BLANK Some of the artists from the ‘60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to. They include: Herman’s Hermits: “Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker” The Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip” Bobby Darin: “Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash” Ringo Starr: “I Get By With a Little Help From DEPENDS” Roberta Flack: “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face” Johnny Nash: “I Can’t See Clearly Now” Paul Simon: “Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver” Commodores: “Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom” Marvin Gaye: “I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts” Procol Harum: “A Whiter Shade of Hair” Leo Sayer: “You Make Me Feel Like Napping” The Temptations: “Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone” ABBA: “Denture Queen” Elvis: “Heartbreak Hospice” Bob Dylan: “Like A Kidney Stone” Queen: “We WERE the Champions” Beatles: “With a Little Help From My Meds” Dion: “Limparound Sue” The Rolling Stones: “Limping-Jack Flash” Tony Orlando: “Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall” Helen Reddy: “I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore” Willie Nelson: “On the Throne Again” John Prine: “Pink Cataract” John Denver: “Rocky Mountain High Fiber” Lesley Gore: “It’s My Procedure And I’ll Cry If I Want To”