The Legend of the Faerie Dragon
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The Ale Appreciation Association's (AAA's) drinking song from The Legend of the Faerie Dragon. WE’RE ALL DRUNK IN THE TRIPLE A We never work, we always play, we hump all night, and we drink all day. Lock up yer kin, we’re on ar way, we’re all drunk in The Triple A! Mead or wine or from the still, where there’s a way we’ll find the will. Whether you’re young, or over the hill, you may think we won’t... But we always will! Sing with us if you’re always drunk, fall out of bed or from your bunk. Don’t blame us if the ship has sunk, because were never sober! We love to drink and love to scrap, we’ll stick your nose in a goblin crap. A beer in the face and we’ll attack, if you hit us, we’ll punch you back! We never work, we always play, we hump all night, and we drink all day. Lock up yer kin, we’re on ar way, we’re all drunk in The Triple A!
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Puffy, The Grand Archmage of the Camp Rainbow Circle (a gathering of gay mages and cross dressers) is dying, due to a strange and debilitating curse. He unexpectedly sends for several individuals with questionable backgrounds and morals to find a cure. This band of misfits includes ‘Basher,’ an alcoholic dwarf from The Ale Appreciation Association, who boasts an insatiable sexual appetite. ‘Busty Valentine,’ a well endowed valkerie with a passion for bar room brawls. An elf called ‘Jeremy,’ a one hundred and forty year old virgin who is terrified of women. Then finally ‘Darcy Powerpuff,’ a shy hermit and sexually confused mage from The Camp Rainbow Circle, whose only real companion is his mischievous house goblin ‘Silky.’ The Grand Puff (Puffy) sends for this rabble and gives them the quest of locating the legendary faerie dragons. Follow them on their quest, as they fight, hump and drink their way out of, but more often than not into trouble. Have they been told the whole truth, and have they all bitten off more than they can chew…
About the Author
My name is John, I live in Leeds, England with my wife and my newborn son who are my inspiration. I've a love for Fantasy, since I was a boy and now I'm older my love for fantasy is as strong as ever. 'Laughter is the best medicine.'