Curb and Leash Your Human
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Andrew--What a wonderful thing unconditional love is, and only animals can give it. Perhaps that is why we are so adored by humans. It is easy to do and comes naturally.
Rita--Yeah, yeah, yeah--unconditional love. Like it would be a good thing if humans could do it, but they can't. Uncondtional love is cool because it is a sure fire way to get what we want. Cats are no more capable of unconditional love than a cistern is. Okay, so I don't exactly know what a cistern is, but you don't see many of them in human's houses.
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About the Book
Andrew was writing a book about how to live with crazy humans. He died before he could finish it. When Rita came on the scene, she decided to finish the book and really tell humans what is wrong with them.
About the Author
Andrew and Rita are whippets. Andrew lived from 1992 to 2006. Rita was born in 2003 and is still with us. Both are beloved companions of author Luckii Ludwig.