Help Lord, I Married A Golfer

Surviving bogeys, sand traps, rain delays, and penalties

by Stephanie M. Captain



Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 29/11/2010

Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 5x8
Page Count : 80
ISBN : 9781449081713

About the Book

The Code

1. Never, never, ever tell him to, “Take his clubs and shove them” (at least not where he can hear you).

2. Hit not thy husband with an iron!

3. No aiding and abetting golf equipment (this includes backing over it with the car).

4. Sell not thou husband's golf clubs in a garage sale.

5. Thou shall not put his golf tees in the fire place.

6. Thou shall not become a heckler.

7. The score card is the little black book you don't throw away.

8. Golf carts are driven over bridges, not into them.

9. Trophies are not paperweights.

10. You do NOT get a parking privilege for his handicap.

About the Author

Stephanie M. Captain is known for her zeal for children and writing. Being reared in the South it was instilled in her that, we are our brother’s keeper. This upbringing afforded her priceless opportunities to share her love for children as a foster parent, surrogate mother, and as a licensed family childcare provider certified through the Department of Defense. She as authored several books, to include: East Wind, Dear God, We Need to Talk, Cousin S.E. May, and Help Lord, I Married A Golfer. Her books cross generations, genders, and Geographic’s. After traveling throughout Europe and the United States with the military, Stephanie now resides in Georgia with her husband Amos, their three children, and grandson.