100 Lessons That I Learned In College
What They Don't Tell You at Student Orientation
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Lesson #1 That I Learned From College: Your roommate is not passed out drunk on someone's lawn from a post-game party if she is on Facebook in the morning.
Lesson #23 That I Learned From College: In college, you will probably read more in one week than you read all year in high school.
Lesson #46 That I Learned From College: Don’t get too excited when you get a letter in your mailbox. The letter will usually be from your loan officer, telling you that you will owe a castrating amount of money when you graduate.
Lesson #60 That I Learned From College: Never try to start a conversation in the bathroom when people are about to brush their teeth or use mouthwash. The conversation ends up like this: “So what are you majoring in?” (insert gurgle and spit noises here) “Rhetoric.”
Lesson #90 That I Learned From College: In high school, people woke up as early as 5 AM to get to school on time. In college, waking up at 9 AM is a challenge.
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So. You’re off to college. You’ve been to Student Orientation and they’ve told you the generic things about college, like where the library is and where to get your books. But have they told you the important stuff yet? Of course not. But have no fear. 100 Lessons That I Learned In College is here. That’s right. 100 Lessons. I learned them all in my first year of college at the