Ammunition 357
Jokes for Your Internet Ammo
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The Gas Station
A gas station in "redneck country" was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and, if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, but you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time, but maybe next time."
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
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Coach Brian King has put together his vast joke collection in a unique school year calendar format. You pick the month and he as put the month's events and appropriate jokes together for you. They can be used for speeches, e-mail ammunition for your friends and foes and for ice breaker openings at your meetings. All holidays, religions, ethnicitys, and major topics for each month are covered by one of Brian's jokes.
About the Author
Brian King taught and coached at the college and high school level for 34 years. He graduated from Lewis & Clark College in Portland Oregon Magna Cum Laude with B.S. & Masters Degrees. Coach King was the youngest college wrestling coach in the history of college wrestling at the age of 22 and was a very successful high school wrestling and football coach in Vancouver, Washington before finishing his teaching and football coaching careers in Castle Rock, Washington.