Laughing Stocks Are Free

….behind me looked like a cross between the Bolivian Rain forest, African Jungles, and an Aviary in a Zoo….       Honey and Lemon Hand Soap?... I used to wash honey and lemon off my hands when I was a kid….. What I saw was unsalted, whole grain, low sodium, salted, protein rich, extra fiber, light, low fat, etc…    The hard drive was the size of Rhode Island…..   twelve-foot barb-be-cue grill…. This ‘thing’ looked like the White House Kitchen… I would sit in the dirt and look up at that darn windmill…. Those chickens were so fast… endless sea of jawbreakers, gum, suckers,…being shy meant I would smile, nod, point, or whatever I could… sitting in the tree, on a secure branch, eating the leaves…Bob was eating everything green in sight…. I had goose bumps the size of ping-pong balls!... My feet were a foot off the ground…. My first recess was like a bell from heaven…. She told me she had a doll at home that could write her name…. they should have just run the road through the kitchen… A tear came to his aunt’s eyes but Luke did not notice… For forty years, he had walked the same route he took today…. I am a swan, and you are dirt under my web feet….. Everyone and I mean everyone is either “Sugar” or “Doll”… I have a three-legged grill….