Memories of a Time Once Forgotten Now Remembered
The Eighth Grade Book II
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Everyone seemed kind of bummed-out, but what else would you expect on the first day of school. After a crazy summer that left all of us floating in a daze hoping for a smooth start to the school year. On the way to school everybody that we passed kept pointing at us talking under their breath. The second that we arrived at the school some kid walked up to me and said. I heard you were killed or something like that. Bill asked the kid "Hey who are you talking to? There isn't anybody there. The kid looked back at me. I gave him the evil eye. It frreaked him out and he split.
As we walked into first period our bubbles were popped. There he was Mr. Clean in the flesh. Bill whispered into my ear. I was kind of hoping that he wouldn't come back ever again. I whispered back." Me two. After we sat down in our seats we were chewing the fat with each other. Then the bell rang. It became as quiet as a morgue in the room. Mr. Clean slammed his book down on his desk in a rage. It sounded like rolling thunder.
Trouble is a teenager's middle name. Remember? You'll laugh out loud as you relive the antics and drama of a crazy group of eight graders.
Chapter 1.
Were We Really Going to Be the the Kings of the Roost and the Hens Belonging to the Roosters?
Chapter 2.
I Never Lied To My Mother - Honesty is the Best Policy!
Chapter 3.
The Birthday-Suit Swim Party.
Chapter 4.
What Goes Around Always Comes Back Around, and We Just Got It Where The Sun Doesn't Shine.
Chapter 5.
No, Mr. Scoutmaster, I Don't Want To Go - Famous Last Words!
Chapter 6.
Flying High on Cloud Nine!
Chapter 7.
Tour the Drains Under the City - Good Idea or Bad Idea?
Chapter 8.
What a Crappy Weekend, or Was It?
Chapter 9.
The Wonders of Mistetoe!
Chapter 10.
Christmas Vacation - A Time of Joy and Cheer or a Time for My Sisters to Woop on Each Other!
Chapter 11.
The Hospital and the Airplane Almost Landing on Us at the Airport - How Did We End up Here on the Runway?
Chapter 12.
Growing Pains – It’s Tough Getting Older!
Chapter 13.
The Black Day Fell upon All of Us, Tears Like Rain - Mr. Clean, Parting Isn’t as Sweet as We Thought It Would Be!
Chapter 14.
We Got the Boot in Every Casino in Vegas!
Chapter 15.
No One Likes a Drunk Who Makes a Fool out of Himself in Public, Especially Me
Chapter 16.
It Was Time for a Jewel Check - Are Papa’s Puppies Okay?
Chapter 17.
The Countdown to the End of Junior High - Pop the Cork, Boys!
The Party’s Almost Over!
Chapter 18.
Graduation: We Finally Made It. The First Students to Walk the Walk at Serrano Junior High - Th e Class of 1967
Chapter 19.
Let the Summer Begin – Wow, What a Beginning: Two Fish and a Beautiful Maiden!
Chapter 20.
I’m Finished with the Game I Love Forever! - Twenty Questions: Who’s Tonya?
Chapter 21.
Mom, I Can’t Tell a Lie to You - Yes, We Blew up Th at Cop Car, by Accident of Course!
Chapter 22.
The Visit to My Cousin’s House and the Crawdad Attack - Spare no fingers! It was Him or Me and the Better Man Won!
Chapter 23.
Hide-and-Go-Seek with a Twist: Beat Their Brains Out with a Pillow Once You Catch Them
Chapter 24.
Your Blood Is Mine, My Blood Is Yours Forever!
Chapter 25.
Eat These Cherry Bombs, You Big Bad Ghost - Bam! Bam!
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About the Book
Did you have a friend that always got you into trouble because he couldn't keep his big mouth shut?
Did you ever have a bully pick on you, What did you do about it?
Did someone ever start a visious rumor about you that wasn't true, and did you get a chance to pay them back big time?
Were you ever terrified by a teacher while you were in school?
Did you ever meet someone so beautiful, that you were mezmerized and the cat got your tongue?
Were you in the first class to graduate from a brand new school?
Before the principle handed you your diploma, did she have a lot to say to you about the crazy thing's that happened while you were there?
If any of these questions brought back memories you will love this book!