The Liberal Identification Hand Book
A Humorous Guide to Identify the Looney Liberals of the Far Left
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YOU KNOW YOU’RE A LIBERAL IF…….
YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD SPEND YOUR MONEY FOR YOU.
YOUR IDEA OF FREEDOM INCLUDES ASKING OTHER NATION’S PERMISSION FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO.
YOU’RE ANTI-WAR BUT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.
YOU THINK THE WAR ON TERROR SHOULD BE SOLVED BY NEGOTIATIONS OVER A LATTE.
YOU CLAIM TO BE PATROTIC WHILE HATING EVERYTHING OUR COUNTRY STANDS FOR.
YOU SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS AND IGNORE RELIGIOUS RIGHTS.
YOU CLAIM THAT EVERY CONSERVATIVE WITH A VALID POINT IS A RACIST AND A BIGOT.
YOU TAKE FROM THE HARD
YOU CLIMB THE CAPITALIST LADDER ONLY TO PULL IT UP WHEN YOU GET TO THE TOP SO NOBODY ELSE CAN SUCCEED.
YOU OVERTAX THOSE WHO WORK HARD AND CONTRIBUTE, SO THOSE WHO CHOOSE NOT TO CONTRIBUTE, CAN GET TAX RETURNS.
YOU THINK BANNING GUNS WILL SOLVE THE WHOLE HOMICIDE RATE THING IN THE INNER CITIES.
YOU SUPPORT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BECAUSE YOU THINK IT TREATS ALL PEOPLE AS EQUALS.
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It seems to me that liberals contradict their stated goals, with their deliberate actions. When they say they will do one thing but then do another, they believe it is their right. They know the common man is too ignorant to know what is good for himself so liberals tell us all what we want to hear and then do what is in “our best interests.” Yes, the burden of having to think for all simple Americans must weigh heavy on their elitist shoulders but somebody’s got to do it.
Here are some rather obvious examples of how what the lefties say, is not exactly what the lefties do.
They’ll put more money into the pockets of the working man by….raising his taxes?
They’ll cut your medical costs by…..implementing universal health care?
They’ll cut dependence on foreign oil by…..banning domestic oil drilling?
They’ll save the environment by…. condemning the use of S.U.V.’S, then fly away in their private jets?
They’ll save the forests from wildfires by….banning preventative logging?
They’ll fight for your freedoms by….banning your guns?
They’ll protect
They’ll help the poor become self sufficient by….making them dependant on assistance?
They’ll ensure our sovereignty by….promoting illegal immigration?
They’ll be tough on crime by….easing sentencing laws?
They’ll fix the public schools by….throwing more good money after bad?
They’ll promote higher education by…lowering standards?
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About the Book
Liberals come in all shapes and sizes. They can stand out like a sore thumb or blend into the crowd. To tell if a person is a liberal, all one must do is wait and listen. Liberals just can’t sound like normal, sane people. That’s their giveaway. They’ll use key words such as “Redistribution”, “Endangered”, “Damn Capitalists”, and “Global Warming” in just about every conversation in which they engage.
This book not only tells you how to identify a liberal but also points out hundreds of things liberals do that folks like you and I would never consider doing. How the liberals are subverting the very fabric of
So sit back and enjoy the show. It runs 24 hours a day and stars many big-name liberals as well as the everyday run of the mill lefty wackos that we encounter on a daily basis.
About the Author
My name is Dave Sampson. I’m a thirty-four year old husband and father of three. I earn a living as the assistant director of a private non-profit agency in South Central Oregon. A profession that would lead most to think I might lean towards the left, but as you know from watching our fearless political leaders, not all is as it seems.
From a republican family who worked hard, had pride, and enjoyed the comfort that a stable family provided, I was raised on an Oregon farm and in rural Oregon towns until moving to the liberal Mecca that is Santa Cruz, California in 1982. I enjoyed the simple country life where everything was, as it seemed. It wasn’t until my journey to the “
Following graduation from a Catholic high school in 1988 I was off to college in
After college, I returned to the relative normalcy of
Today I enjoy following politics and observing the irony, hypocrisy, and down right stupidity of some of today’s political bantering. I believe, that if liberals actually stood back and looked at how ridiculous they act and sound, they might just be embarrassed enough to clean up their act. Then again, liberals think they have valid points where no validity exists.
Common sense rules over all else. Common sense is not in the vocabulary or thought process of liberals in positions of power today. Liberals burn their proverbial hands on the hot stove only to touch the burner again the next day. So, sit back with me and enjoy the show that is put on daily by our modern day village idiots……..the liberals!