A young crow named Wilson
was on the move early one August day. He’d gotten into a scuffle with a
red-tailed hawk over who would get to sit on a certain fence post and it had
turned ugly, so he’d decided to move along and find a new place to hang out for
a while.
Wilson
soared over a large pond surrounded by fields of daisies, black-eyed Susans and brown and white cows. He thought about stopping
for a rest, but then he spotted a tall pine tree a short distance away with a
small flock of crows crowded onto its lower branches. Beneath the tree sat a
little white farm house, several barns and pastures dotted with horses. It
looked friendly enough, and he decided to drop in and introduce himself to the
neighborhood.
He flew in and landed between two
other crows, neither of whom took much notice of him.
“Dudes! Wassup?” Wilson
asked.
“Waiting,” one of them replied,
not moving his eyes from the back door of the little white farm house below the
towering pine.
Wilson
followed the crow’s gaze and watched the back door for a few seconds.
“What are we waiting for?” he
asked.
“The house is going to start
spewing food soon,” the other crow replied.
“Spewing?” Wilson
looked at the door with alarm. “What do you mean, spewing?”
The crow on the other side of
him, an older, motherly sort, said, “It means to come forth in a flood or gush,
dear, or to cast forth in great quantity.”
Wilson
looked from one crow to another, then back at the door.
“You gotta
be kidding,” he said. “I have never seen a house spew food before. Dudes, houses
don’t spew food!”
“This one does,” the first crow
said.
“How do you know?” Wilson
asked.
“It spews every single morning at
the same time,” the crow replied. “They say it has for years. We call it Old
Faithful.”
“Wow!” Wilson
said, and whistled under his breath. “Hey, I’m Wilson.
I’m new to the neighborhood.”
“I’m Carla,” said the motherly
one.
“Carl,” said the other, not
taking his eyes off the door.
“Carl, be polite,” Carla said.
“Didn’t I tell you to look someone in the eye when you first meet them? He’s my
son,” she said to Wilson, “bit of a
glutton, but generally good natured. He just hatched this spring.”
“Hey, me too!”
Wilson replied, but soon realized
there would be no talking with Carl until after he ate his breakfast.
Someone moved behind a large window and the
flock began to murmur. Wilson
noticed a least a dozen squirrels lurking in the branches around him, and
several others up the hill waiting in the woods.
“Get ready,” Carla said, watching
the door.
The murmuring grew louder, and Wilson
began to feel nervous. He’d never heard of such an event and he didn’t know if
it was dangerous. He wondered if he’d have to dodge flying chunks of stale
bread crust.
“Get set,” Carla said, and Wilson
heard the back door creak as it swung inwards.
“Go!” Carla cried out and the
flock descended as handful after handful of peanuts began to spew from the back
door of the little white house.