Subject: 'She Was So Blond That....'
Date: 5/2/99 5:29 AM Atlantic Standard Time
SHE WAS SO BLOND THAT....
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
She thought a quarterback was a refund
She tripped over the cordless phone
At the bottom of the application where it says, 'sign here,' she put Sagittarius
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
When she heard that 90% of crimes were committed around the home, she moved.
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About the Book
This book is inspired by all those (so-called) friends who repeatedly refuse to accept or simply delete (cause Big Boss Man's watching) the Internet humor I send them. Excuse me for trying to share a little joy throughout the world. God forbid I help someone smile on a so-called Dreary Day. Then how about those poor, pathetic souls (like me) who don't even have e-mail. Those folks pretty much think that 'on-line' is somewhere to hang clothes out back. Well, here's a perfect way to kill maim injure (p.c.) two birds with one shotgun. E-Jokes! The Book will help everyone catch up with all the laughs and smiles the Internet has bestowed upon us. Happy reading.
About the Author
The author (me) is a basically overeducated, underheighted and unemployed (at the time the book was created) misfit who had a lot of time on his hands. When I speak to people, the first thing out of their mouths is 'That's a little more information than I needed to know.' So in reality I'm a very sharing and caring person. I am single, charming, with a great smile and a super personality (or at least that's what they say in the chat rooms.) If anyone has any jokes or stories to share to be included in E-Jokes II send them to: firstname.lastname@example.org. And if I become rich ... Cookies and milk for everyone!