Subject: 'She Was So Blond That....'
Date: 5/2/99 5:29 AM Atlantic Standard Time
SHE WAS SO BLOND THAT....
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
She thought a quarterback was a refund
She tripped over the cordless phone
At the bottom of the application where it says, 'sign here,' she put Sagittarius
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
When she heard that 90% of crimes were committed around the home, she moved.