Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe

About the Book

Ever tempted to get inside your yoga teacher’s mind?

North American author and yoga teacher, Matilda, transparently invites us into her realm of reality vs rendezvous. ‘Slim pickins’ is defined as a small amount left after others have taken a share… and that describes dating in a mountain ski village perfectly; a small amount of men after others have taken a share. Boooo…

The more she mindfully meanders the dating scene in search of true love, the more unique her tastes have become. She amusingly depicts each alluring tale. Yes, ladies and gentlemen… the guy that ends up sticking by her side will be an exceptionally rare breed of human.

Liberated by yoga, slinky Matilda excitingly views the world as an open door. Around each corner a new irresistible moment waits to be discovered. She lives in the moment and appreciates the journey. Becoming her true self kinda made her awkward as hell, kind as can be, and fabulously bitchy. ;)

She takes on the world with not her heart on her sleeve, but her soul. It is comforting to hear that regardless of stature or physique, strength or spirit, people struggle just the same… both with others, and with ourselves.

Matilda is a sultry storyteller, and this book is a collection of beautiful short stories, a compilation of risky and seductive encounters paired with tasteful karma. Perception should never be interpreted as truth, but simply flirtatious fiction.

Come-hither.

About the Author

Fricking Matilda began introspection and soul work several years ago.

She fell in love with yoga during a miserable low point in life. Yet another job was compromising morals, her relationship was toxic, and when push came to shove she didn’t like herself all that much. She was on the fast track towards a mediocre life. Searching for something positive to be a part of, Matilda impulsively purchased six months unlimited at the yoga studio. There she found something she didn’t realize was lost… herself. Yoga- something so simple, yet so complex changed everything.

She was fed up with mainstream media one day upon noting that it either shares no message, or a bad message. So she created her own mainstream media. Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Moe will leave your heart hopeful and Matilda will get you laughing here and there.

Matilda is one funky chick. No one really knows what's going on with her. She doesn't even know. :P A sequel to Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Moe is hopefully coming, especially if she catches a tiger by his toe. She also writes an entertaining blog at matildajuliette.net and can be found on Facebook and Instagram. Follow her during her hilarious and messy search for true love. See her articles on elephantjournal.com .

Blog: http://matildajuliette.net/