Once Upon a Time in Retail
No Receipt, No Return
by
Book Cover & Preview Text
This is the second most obnoxious thing that customers do. I am going to demystify retail stores for you in one swoop: Ready? We are not a garage sale! Garage sales are outdoors, usually on the weekends and occur occasionally. We are open 363 days a year at Blue and have extensive hours of operation. You see, we are not a garage sale, junk sale, treasure sale, barn sale, trading post, or bargaining depot. We are a commercial retail that sells lots of shit. And actually, we could easily find someone who will pay full price for the item you are bargaining for.
Formats
Book Details
About the Book
This is a sarcastic memoir about the trials and tribulations in the retail industry. Starting at one retail establishment and then transferring to another, the author highlights the good and the bad about each place. And even through the pain and struggle, she still found ways to grow, learn, and turn the bad into something to laugh about. Retail is not just about picking out a product and buying it—there is so much more, and she tells all.
About the Author
The author lives in a popular college town in the Midwest with her husband. She hopes to write more in the future.