He felt as though a ton of concreate boulders were on his head and he winced in an effort to open his eyes. He did not succeed at first and tried again but his efforts only seemed to induce more pain as a shocking wave swept over his brain. His temples were throbbing and he did not have a clue why he was feeling so wretched.
"Drink this and you'll feel better." He heard a female voice say from a distance.
He half opened his mouth when he felt a cup being pressed against his lips and allowed the warm fluid to trickle down his throat. It tasted like bile but he knew if he made any effort to cough it up it would either choke him to death or rupture some vein in his head.
He had the intense feeling that he had some kind of accident and was now in a hospital , being fed atrocious medicine by an unknown nurse. Maybe he was suffering from concussion, hence the memory loss. Everything seemed in another dimension and he tried again to open his eyes. This time he succeeded but his vision was so blurred he could not recognise the vision before him. Slowly the haze over his eyes cleared and he saw a strange woman leaning over him with absolutely no clothes on. Talk about the twilight zone!
"Who the hell are you?" He asked outrageously as he pushed her away, jolting upright on the bed. Only then did he realise that he was nude as well."What the hell is going on?"
"Don't you remember anything?" She asked making no attempt to cover herself.
"No!" He shouted as he pulled the bed sheet over his body haphazardly.
"We met at the bar where I worked last night. You had one too many drinks and I offered you a place to stay," she stated simply as if that explained everything.
"Oh...God please tell me nothing happened," he wailed.
"I could tell you that but then I'd be lying. A lot happened. We had sex several times - four times if you're looking for a number."
She sounded like a whore to him and he squeezed his eyes shut, not believing the mess he had gotten himself into.
"Did we use protection?" He asked after a while.
"No but I'm STD free and on the pill if that's any consolation."
"No that's very reassuring," he answered sarcastically as he wrapped the sheet more firmly about him before scrambling across the floor for his clothes and dressed. He studied her for a full minute as he fastened the buttons on his shirt all the while disgusted with himself. She was tall and blond with light blue eyes. Nothing about her attracted him, not even her large naked breasts staring at him. How he was able to get an erection four times in one night with someone he was not remotely attracted to was beyond him.
"This was a mistake, a HUGE mistake. It should have never happened."
"But it did," she contradicted him.
"It never happened. We are going to forget it as of now," he finished with a note of finality in his voice as he fished out a few hundred dollar bills from his wallet.
"Save your money. I'm not a whore! You don't have to pay me for services well done," her voice was laced with acid.