If He's "Hooked on P_ _ _ _ " Buy him a cat...
The Spiritual Rules for Dating, Relating, and Mating!
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Xhilaratingly refreshing and Xtraordinarily insightful…this relationship “must have” guide is for all “got-it-going-on” godly woman who are determined to score the God-centered touchdown of a lifetime! And, for those of YOU who believe or even suspect that YOUR prospective “man of God’s” got game…and then some, YOU definitely want him to know from the onset that YOU’VE got his number!
But, regardless to where YOU are in YOUR dating, relating, and mating process, in order to help YOU correctly “do the math” when it comes to the slick and absolutely slimy smooth grooves of all the penis-slinging alley cats of the world, this Xtremely “New Age” and absolutely breathtakingly Xciting, Xtolling, and “for real” relationship A.R.K. is uniquely designed to make YOU passionately pucker with pleasure with every tantalizing and fool-proof morsel YOU consume while climbing to new heights of awareness and Xcellence in every aspect of the precious life YOU were born to eloquently Xperience and fully enjoy…whether it’s in the bedroom, the boardroom, or some ungodly pit-stop located somewhere in between Heaven and hell!
Succulently created to Xuberantly embrace YOUR spirit, tickle YOUR funny bone, and fill your heart with nothing less than sugar and spice and everything nice, If He’s “Hooked On P_ _ _ _ ,” Buy Him A Cat is filled with more mind-blowing Xercises and mesmerizing options for Xcelling to greater heights of Xcellence than any book YOU will read in this life…or any other! Without a doubt, this is one sure-shot paper-back power point presentation that will shower YOU with just the right combination of juicy and Xtremely high-spirited tidbits of wisdom that will enable YOU to 1) magnify YOUR possibilities, 2) multiply the effectiveness of YOUR strategic maneuvers, 3) maximize YOUR overall L.O.V.E. life, and 4) maintain YOUR puuurrrfect “love walk” for all eternity and then some…without having to slap the unholy crap out of some ungodly Devil cleverly disguised as a “man of God!”
Did YOU just say “yaaaaaahoooooo?” Well then, YOU might also want to add a hearty and resounding “Amen” along with a double dose of hallelujah...to the KING of kings, to YOUR repertoire of positive thoughts as YOU prepare to engage in the internal-temple spring cleansing of a lifetime.
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About the Book
If He’s “Hooked On P__ __ __ __” Buy Him A Cat! The Spiritual Rules For Dating, Relating, & Mating is both passionately and poignantly designed to help women, in particular, fine-tune their Xtrasensory perceptions and Xuberantly pucker, with pleasure, with every tantalizing and fool-proof morsel of information, methodically created and produced to simultaneously embrace their spirits and tickle their funny bones. This is, without a doubt, one sure-shot power packed presentation that’s poised to shower readers with just the right combination of juicy and Xtremely high-spirited tidbits that will enable them to zero in on the right “Mr. Right”…with on-star precision, magnify the “pros and cons” of connecting, multiply the possibilities for growing forward, as well as maximize and maintain their joy while mellowing into their purrrrrrfect “love life” for all eternity – and then some!
About the Author
Author, Deborah Cofer never ceases to amaze her growing band of readers with her stout-hearted, Xemplary, and Xtremely bodacious dialogue. This admittedly devout Christian and divine author and businesswoman Xtraordinaire doesn’t hesitate to “tell it like it is” as she takes readers on a natural high using a variety of eclectic “tongues” in order to effectively communicate with all those who are in search of relationship nirvana and longevity… rather than a hefty dose of headaches, heartaches, and a piece of so-so ass that lasts, only for a hot minute, if that long! Deborah is the author of NO PROCESS...NO PROMISE! A Modern Day Testament to the Goodness and Glory of God, "High Yellow"... But A Black Woman Forever More! A Poetic Anthology Of A Spritual Journey, and White Fish Pate, Smoked Salmon, & A Loaf of Raisin Nut "Bread"...A gourmet gift basket of God-centered goodies for the T.R.U.E. children of God.