Yes... My Retarded Ass Signed Up
It’s Not Just A Book… It’s An Adventure
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YES...MY RETARDED ASS SIGNED UP
MICHAEL MAYHEM
CHAPTER 5- A.I.T
I noticed Melissa had a tattoo of a rose on her right foot. The rose had her name in the stem; it was actually kind of cute. Melissa told me that it was her very first tattoo. Her ex-boy friend picked it out for her. That’s when I told Melissa that the tattoo was beautiful. It brings attention to her sexy feet.
Bingo!
Melissa was impressed that I even noticed her feet. She said that I was the first guy to ever compliment them.
“Oh really…” I thought
I slipped off one of Melissa’s stilettos and began to kiss her foot softly. I nibbled on her big toe and licked around the instep. Then I gently grazed my tongue across the arch of her foot.
By the time I looked up at Melissa, she was sitting on the bed with her eyes closed and her head tilted back. I assumed Melissa was enjoying her little pampering. I wanted to go further…
I took Melissa’s pinky toe and swirled my tongue around it. Her other toes became jealous so I sucked them accordingly. I wanted to go further…
Melissa started panting heavily. I was almost afraid she was going to bite her lips off. I worked my tongue up her ankle and caressed her calf. I had to go a little further…
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The Most Dangerous Book in
2) Do you know who M!CHAEL MAYHEM is?
If you answered No to the first Question, then please step away from the book and return to your spaceship… Apparently, you’re not from this Planet.
If you answered No to the second Question, Well… That’s All About To Change
Michael Mayhem is an American Soldier and the Author of the unorthodoxed military scripture, Yes… My Retarded Ass Signed Up.
Put away your civilian clothes and enter the explicit diary of a Soldier that went from the lifestyle of Sex, Money and Drugs to the service of Loyalty, Duty and Respect...
…And Sex.
Whether you’re in the US ARMY or just curious about some of the realities of military life, every reader will get the chance to sign up for an amazing journey that will take them through the strategies of Army recruiting, the challenges of Basic Training and then off to A.I.T to become part of the world famous U.S ARMY. Find out how it all begins and where the madness will end. You’ll be out of breath before the last page.
Only The Strong Will Survive…
Yes… My Retarded Ass Signed Up
Its Not Just A Book... Its an Adventure
About the Author
Michael D. Mayhew aka M!CHAEL MAYHEM is an American Soldier, a wonderful person and an all around nice guy. Ask anybody...