An Epidemic of SINgleness

When God completed the creation of the world and meticulously fashioned it with His awesomeness, He glanced over its inventory and made a wise assessment.  Although this intricate artwork of wonder was good, it was yet incomplete, for it lacked a keeper—a covering, someone of a higher authority to take dominion over it.  Thusly, the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground in His likeness and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a true and living being in the image of his Creator. The True and Living God.   The Lord God then planted a garden eastward in Eden where He put the man, as he continued adorning the earth with vegetation (also created of the ground).  There, He made every tree to grow that was pleasant to the sight and good for food.  And it was there in the midst of this enchanted garden that “The Tree of Life” so bodaciously sprouted and rested (God’s preferred source of food for mankind), with “The Tree of the Knowledge of good and evil” alongside of it (the latter being a forbidden staple to his spiritual diet).

So, out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field and of the air.  He then brought them to Adam that he would name them, each of its own kind to its own kind did he name them.  But as for Adam, there was not found a helper comparable to him, for though man had been created in the image and likeness of God, he was not comparable or compatible to God for the purposes intended.  Adam, though he freely dwelled in the presence of God and roamed about the garden, having full access to the voice and presence of God, and did eat amongst creatures of every kind, was yet alone.

After creating what was to be the last creature (Man), the Lord God took a second glance at His awesomeness. He zoomed in with a steady gaze, at the morning, and observed its counterpart, the evening, and commanded them to be fruitful and multiply. Hence the evening and the morning met in time and produced day, and God deemed this to be good. God then looked at the creatures of the sea and took note that each was of its own kind and did have to its own kind a comparable and compatible mate to itself, thusly commanding them to be fruitful and to multiply as He once again praised Himself for His created goodness. God then looked at the creatures upon the land and of the air and again took note that each was of its own kind and did have to its own kind a mate comparable and compatible to itself, and commanded once again for them to be fruitful and to multiply that His earth may be full and complete as He again declared the goodness of His creation. Then lastly, the Lord God who had given man dominion and authority over every creature did note that although man was of His kind he was not to His kind. Man was in an incoherently Single State, and for the very first time ever, God declared His creation (the creation of Man) "not good." "It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him."