Absolutely Rotten Jokes
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What did one lesbian frog say to the other? “Gee, we really do taste like chicken.” * * * * * What’s the hardest thing to get out of your kid’s underwear? Michael Jackson’s make-up. * * * * * A young hillbilly runs up to his father and exclaims, “ “No!” exclaimed the father. “If she ain’t good enough for her family, she ain’t good enough for ours.” * * * * * What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? A hooker will stop fucking you when you're dead.
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About the Book
Sick Humor is often ruined by those erring on the side of caution. Not here.
Absolutely Rotten Jokes is the most disgusting and perverted collection of raunchy humor anywhere. Thoroughly obnoxious and overtly sexist, this book will keep you laughing, whether among friends or in secret.
No one is safe here, not even you. Not Gays or Lesbians, Blondes or Brunettes, Redheads or Rednecks. Not Judges, Lawyers, Convicts, Politicians, Celebrities, Animals, Kids, Midgets, Hillbillies, Firemen, Policemen, Foreigners, Husbands, Housewives, Lovers, Schoolteachers, not even those of Faith (let’s unbuckle the Bible Belt!). Absolutely Rotten Jokes will offend just about everyone. Guaranteed.
So, come slip between the covers of Jory Dansen’s Absolutely Rotten Jokes and experience the truly nasty.
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About the Author
Jory Dansen has dabbled in raunchy humor for almost four decades, including, but not limited to, his assemblage of a world-class collection of cartoons, printed humor and countless jokes. Raised in a liberal household on the western shores of the United States, his inspiration comes from giants like Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, Sam Kinison, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Rodney Carrington and, of course, his parents and siblings, colleagues and friends. Throw in perverted influences like George Trosley, Dan Collins, Dwaine Tinsely, John Billette and Tom Cheney, and you can see how the picture developed (and why digital photography is now so popular).
Jory’s latest endeavor entitled Absolutely Rotten Jokes (©2006 via Author House™) was created after friends insisted he produce something tangible which they could give out as gifts in lieu of printing out mass amounts of emails received from around the globe. And they were willing to pay for it.
Absolutely Rotten Jokes isn’t merely a collection of bad or overtly sexist jokes; it’s the perfect blend of the truly obnoxious combined with the odor of unmitigated nastiness. This book will offend just about everyone. Guaranteed.