Talk's Cheap... And So Am I

About the Book

     AuthorHouse SIF About the book Talk’s Cheap…And So Am I. Book ID# 32705.

     Talk’s Cheap…And So Am I is the guide to the many splendored beauty of living a cheap life. It is a comprehensive book to the cheap life from conception, birth, through childhood, puberty, adolescence, adulthood, middle age, old age, death and the after-life. It includes one family’s history of cheapness. Many cheap ideas are presented in this seminal work on the cheap life. Three of these cheap ideas are reviewed here:

     First, love is spiritual—not material. Cheap love, noncommercial love, the realization of

ideal love, is developed. Cheap sex and cheap contraceptive practices, using little more than one’s mind and body, are created that are cheap fun, satisfying and effective. These practices use celibacy, deprivation and other cheap techniques and avoid purchasing expensive sex aids and contraceptive devices.

     Second, kids should be seen, not heard and they should be cheap to raise. Whatever kids grow up doing will seem natural and proper to them, since they are born not knowing what life should be. Kids that are raised living and shopping cheaply will observe what a great and fun bargain living the cheap life actually is. Cheap puberty and adolescence practices are developed. Since puberty and adolescence are difficult times for the participants, at least they should be done as cheaply as possible. These methods lead to the cheapest, most enjoyable and effective methods for raising kids.

About the Author

     Ann M. Rogers is a daughter, sister, wife, mother, homemaker, writer and bankruptcy attorney. During her life, she has experienced, and dealt with, fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, husbands, wives, daughters, sons, uncles, aunts, nephews, nieces, friends, co-workers, clients and other sundry human beings from solvent billionaires to the bankrupt to bankrupt billionaires. She has experienced, and dealt with, their many personalities, loves, hates, cheapnesses, extravagances, hopes, joys, addictions, sufferings and their many and varied financial habits. She has lived in Michigan, New York, Maryland, California, Ohio and she currently lives in Florida.

    Her formative years were spent studying philosophy and the law, both as an undergraduate, graduate and law school student. From her vast and varied experiences, vast and varied education and keen, insightful intelligence, she has created and formulated an economical, and fiscally sound, philosophy of life—cheapness.  She has discovered that, from suffering billionaires to the joyfully bankrupt, there is one common factor to their happiness or suffering—cheapness.  She has determined that to be truly happy or sad, and for fiscal immortality, one must embrace cheapness regardless of one’s financial status. She has spent a lifetime exploring, in its many and varied aspects, cheapness as the only true modern philosophical lifestyle. She has now written the results of her unending quest for the perfect life with the perfect philosophy in her seminal work—Talk’s Cheap…And So Am I. It is the definitive, authoritative, official guide to cheapness.