WHAT SHALL I CALL IT?

What Shall I call it ?  The Diamond Ensemble , he is always there but he never does anything. And you act like my writing is some kind of disease that keeps coming beck like a bad penny.

Your next assignment is at the exit of the MacArthur freeway at Market Street in Oakland , and them t he “Bobby Story” . This is at the Boatsin Locker Bar in North Oakland .  I work for the same people you do and I just do what I am told. These are the first of two new assignment for you .  You have the complete confidence of the Judges. Remember the last time you were in Oakland, you almost got yours. So be careful. The first story is very dangerous and about your friends the “Sipps.” Remember the John and Robert and his brothers and sisters. Yea they will be of some help but by on your guard.  That is all this time. You want to hear the story of the Misterdomeaner?’  No ? Well here goes.

The Misterdomeaner Story

Mr. Evans had been an inventor for almost fifty years.  His inventions were never much use to anyone but he had the big heart that believed that it was a good thing to invent something that might be some good use to the world.  So he kept working at making up things to use a round the house and even out in the big world.  He had invented a door that the flyer of air planes could use to stop people from taking over their planes.  He had made a “wind blower” that sucked and blowed. He had fixed it so that when you blue the leaves off the side walk, you could set the machine to suck up the leaves too. If you wanted too. He had made a formula for the bubble gum that you could make a balloon out of it if you wanted to after you chewed it for a while.

His latest invention as a automatic paper cutter.  It was just a regular paper cutter that you find in the school rooms but Mr. Mistermeaner had put a motor in his and it would cut automatic if you plugged it in.  It was finished and polished up and ready to go.  He was ready to show it to the public:  when he tried to try it out he had his lab jacket on ..He got it caught in the cutter and the blade cut off his arm. It cut off his arm and part of his backside , but it just kept on cutting.  Part of his leg and stomach got in the way and they went too too. He as about dead but the machine would not stop. It cut off his other arm and his nose and part of his head, along with the other leg. He was trying call if “the great bail out “ when he wrote the name of it in his notes. He was cut into little pieces when they found him and the machine was still going , cut, chop, cut and so on until they cut the power.  The power was cut and the pieces of the body was put in a body bag and sent to the corners office.  Some one put the bag in a corner of the vehicle .  That corner that you hear about in the science community known as “spontaneous combustion.”  ..It really happen to Mr. Misterdemeaner, he came alive and became a man of many parts ... Each part grew a head and legs and arms and acted on it’s own. He could come together too. If he wanted too, he could become a complete Mr. Misterdemeaner all together  .He was amazing.  And even his blood was alive and could go places on it’s own. Like it could be just one drop and under the table or on a shirt and it could function as a whole person and could convey messages to the rest of his body where ever it was.  It was so fitted that the DNA could go into a body and witness the genes when they were building tissue and muscles and organs. He was a marvel . A complete wonder to the people who knew him. The Judges knew him and what he could do.  The Judges “leaked “ his existence to the operative Valley View. He thought it as just an idea that he came up on because he was a beginning writer and was always thinking up things to write about.  The judges did things like that to people. And other things too that they did not tell any one about until it was almost common knowledge Any way his first mission was to infiltrate the person of the person believed to be masquerading as god. The “god “with a little g had lots of people using that power. Their soul was the currency used to be able to use the “god” power.  His assignment was to infiltrate that person and execute the “over the barrel” maneuver...

This operative could think as many pieces or as an individual.  He had many names, like Mr. arm Misterdemeaner. That was the part of his body that was cut from his original body .  And Mr. leg Misterdemeaner , that was a leg cut from his body and his organ was Mr. organ Misterdemeaner. and so on and so forth.  He had a Mr head Misterdemeaner, and a foot , and hand and upper body and lower hip and foot and finger and believe it or not , a DNA Misterdemeaner.

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