Not THE NORM

Passengers for flight 209 please board at gate C-1.

The page repeated Passengers for flight 209 please board at gate C-1.

People started leaving their seats and heading for gate C-1 One man seemed a little more anxious then the others. He was tall with an olive complexion. He pushed his way through the crowd. The attendant announced that tickets 1-15 would be boarding first. The man showed great disappointment. He bumped into a very pleasant man also of olive complexion. Please excuse me the pleasant man said. I didn’t see you there. The tall man just grunted. Are you going all the way? The pleasant man asked. No! The tall man answered. Oh you must be getting off in San Francisco. You ask to many questions. Mind you own business. I’m going all the way a young man said. The young man had long brown hair about to his shoulders. Great the very pleasant gentle man said. I was looking for some one to sit with on this trip. The line started moving and they all boarded the plane.

Hey my name is Greg the young man said. What’s yours? My name is Emanuel.

Greg put his carry ons in the upper compartment. You have anything? He asked Emanuel.

Oh no. I’ve already checked my entire luggage.

A very rutty looking man asked if the seat was taken. He had red hair and a face full of freckles. Since they were sitting near the door, there were four seats. Sure the young man said.

My name is Fred. He bent over to shake Greg’s hand. My name is Greg this is Emanuel.

Glad to meet you. One seat left. The tall man from the line sat across from them. Hi is this seat taken a young woman asked. No by all means have a seat Greg said. She stored her gear in the above compartment. She made her way to the remaining seat.

The passengers were all seated when the announcement came to fasten their seat belt.

One of the attendants explained to the group that since they were seating near the door that they would be responsible for exiting passengers incase of an accident.

They all agreed too be responsible. The plan taxied down the runway.

This is your Captain speaking today is a beautiful day! The sun is shining we do not for see any delays.

That’s great Fred said it’s been two weeks since I’ve seen my beautiful wife. So your married, Emanuel asked. Yes, Ten years now.

What about you young lady are you married? Oh no. She said as she blushed.

What about you Greg?  Haven’t found the right woman yet. There is no right woman

It was the tall man; he was sitting across from Greg. They are all infidels.  They are only good for having babies.

Greg seemed a little upset by his remark. He asked him wasn’t your mother a woman?