As Nazi-wannabe officer J. Jenkins furiously banged on our locked storm
door, I and my faithful wife were lovingly cuddling in our bed, passionately
bathed in the warmth of our embrace.
Jenkins was a misguided pawn, trying to inflict the will of our enemy
neighbors, an arrogant bald-headed baboon, and his babbling skank
wife. My beautiful wife had just
undergone breast surgery the day before, and she did not want me to answer the
door and risk being arrested. I was her
ride to and from her medical appointments.
I had previously been roughed up by an officer T. Quinn, who pulled his
revolver out, and attempted to arrest me at gunpoint. Quinn then grabbed me by the hair, and slammed
my head into the hood of the unmarked police car, and then proceeded to handcuff
me way too tight, and threw me into the back seat of the cruiser. His partner in crime, Officer J. Marr Jr. was
the idiot who suggested they arrest me on the trumped up charge of trespassing
on my own land. After twenty minutes of
being intimidated and threatened, combined with being harassed, the two officer's released me, stating that they really should not
get involved in civil matters of dispute.
I hope and pray this book generates the resources needed to bring these
guilty rogues to justice, if I have to chase these individuals through the
gates of Hell myself.
As I reviewed my personal
finances, I noted that I had only $6 six dollars in my checking account, and
only 50 gallons of home heating oil in my storage tank. There we were flat broke, surviving on eating
soups and salads, when I realize that the way out of our unending financial
dilemma, was to write my life's story, so that countless future generations may
read and possibly learn from my hard earned mistakes in life.
I went to church the other day
with relatives, almost forgetting that such an experience could be an
inspirational moment, w here and when I actually felt the valves in my heart
dilate, and my heart pump more blood. The presiding Franciscan monk reciting his
sermon said, to forgive and forget thy enemy's, and abandon all material
possessions that they may steal, for the good of a relationship. But I, the legendary Francisco A. Sclafani cold never afford the luxury of forgiving or
forgetting that my two blood brother's had conspired and paid 5 assassins to
gang-beat me, leaving me for dead in a pool of my own blood, and then
proceeding to steal all of my inheritance, fortune, homes, lands, my business,
ending the relationship of the woman I had grown to love, and ultimately
stealing my ability and birthright to afford to raise my family.
I hope and pray this novel
generates the financial resources needed and necessary to bring these criminals
to justice for all the material possessions they have stolen from me, including
my self esteem, all the while shackling me to a life of poverty. All so my enemy relatives could pass down
everything they had stolen from me, that was to
legally have been mine, to their money laundering parasite relatives. Somehow I had matured in life to realize that
truly life is too short to sleep alone.
But I also realized just how many individuals do spend their limited
mortal lives choosing to sleep alone. I theorized that these individuals were
either too selfish, or emotionally immature to have a mature sexual
relationship that involves the required commitment to one's mate, or possibly
that they were just too cheap to afford a companion. True I and my wife are poor, but we share
what little we have, and dream that someday our enemy relative thieves will be
brought to justice.
Our deceitful relatives had made
us prisoner's of our own finances. Yeah, we were piss poor, and flat broke, but
we are in love and that seems to make all the difference in the world. We are struggling to live a hand-to-mouth
existence, keeping the bill collectors at bay.
We had acquired what we needed to survive, not what we wanted. Simple creature comforts occupied our days,
and we dreamed of better times if possible.
I had been in denial for over
twenty years, refusing to believe that my two blood brother's,
and their wives, who I at one time loved and respected, had conspired to murder
their baby brother for paper money. You
see I am the sole legitimate heir to my dead father's estate, being named after
him. In time both of my greedy brother's
had learned to fear me, being the sole legitimate heir, and then they learned
how to hate me, finally they turned to violent measures, attempting to murder
and/or maim me on several occasions, finally having me gang-beaten by 5 paid
assassins. I now realize that both of my
brother's had attempted on numerous occasions to murder and/or maim me. The first attempt on my life was by my second
oldest brother. We both slept in the
same bedroom, on two separate full size beds.
My brother made a habit out of getting out of his bed at night and
bending over and farting in my face while I was asleep. I would always wake up choking on his smelly
butt, and on one occasion was getting out of bed to swat him one to leave me
alone. But this time my brother grabbed
me by the back of the head, and ran my face into the sideboard of his bed,
attempting to split my skull. I survived
that attack, wrote it off as my brother just horsing around with me, and to
this day carry the permanent scar on the bridge of my nose.
Sit back and relax, as the story
you are about to continue reading is true.
This unending nightmare that I have been forced to live for the last
twenty years, involves embezzlement, income tax evasion, corruption, and the
combined family conspiracy of two brother's and their wives, to murder the
legitimate heir to million's of dollars.
I am the infamous Francisco A. Sclafani, and
it is my two blood brothers and their family members, who decided one night
that I had to die. So they conspired to
murder and/or maim me, by employing the services of my aunt, who is a sister to
my own mother. My aun