If the South Rises Again it'll Be Over My Dead Body

by Arnold Kane


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Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 28/11/2000

Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 5x8
Page Count : 116
ISBN : 9781587216923

About the Book

There was only one way this book could be written. I had to go undercover and pose as a redneck.

At any moment my cover could have been blown placing my life in danger. At the very least, my Bloomingdales credit card could have been confiscated and my complete collection of Barry Manilow CDs destroyed.

In spite of these risks, I persevered. It was only after I made my way back to Yankee lines that I was able to write this book. I still suffer from episodes of "Post-Traumatic-Stress Syndrome" in which I am chased by a giant killer crawfish. Hopefully, therapy, medication and a liberal amount of Jack Daniel's will erase that demon from my subconscious.


About the Author

Mr. Kane is now living under the federal witness protection service. He has had to change his appearance for his own protection. He went to the same plastic surgeon that Sammy "The Bull" Gravano did. Unfortunately, the doctor slipped up and made him look exactly like Sammy "The Bull." Consequently, for his own protection, Mr. Kane cannot ever eat in an Italian resturant.

Rumor has it that Kane now lives in an unnamed northern city where he pursues his career as a top linoleum salesman.