Jesus Never Drove a Desoto

Hot Rods, Holy Orders, Hail Mary Full of Bullets

by Denis O'Rourke



Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 8/4/2020

Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 488
ISBN : 9781728367514
Format : Hardcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 488
ISBN : 9781728367491
Format : E-Book
Dimensions : N/A
Page Count : 488
ISBN : 9781728367507

About the Book

Los Angeles private investigators, Nick Gamble and his long time fiancée Vera Foxxe have retired and moved to Sun City Coyote, a Phoenix area Over-55 community that boasts America’s lowest crime rate. It’s true. Until Nick and Vera arrive, Sun City Coyote geriatrics have experienced death in only two ways, those time-tested ways of all retirement communities: natural causes, and my golf cart has the right of way, so move your F-ing Buick.

About the Author

That all changes when Nick and his 1969 Boss 429 Mustang join the Coyote Auto Club, and the motorheads decide to build an auto restoration facility next to one of the many Sun City Coyote churches. The church doesn’t like it. “No surprise there,” Nick says. “Burnouts and boom boxes belting out the Beach Boys don’t mix well with Bible class.” Suddenly there’s a murder. Then another. And another. Forget retirement. Staying alive might be a full time job. Murder, Menace, & Merriment