To Blag A Safe Forever

About the Book

A compendium of poetry, stories and philosophy written between 1050 B.C. and 27909 A.D. which has a semi-autobiographical feel. A feeling of paranoia surges through the veins of this literary effort. From juxtaposed perspectives we interpret life on our sexy planet and others, judging it if only because it is in our nature to judge, appraise and therefore obtain opinion if not knowledge itself. In addition to which there is a rude joke about a pig, sci-fi from 1,000 millennia ago, morphine-laden ruminations on the nature of animals, a comedy sketch where the entire gag is based upon a simple yet versatile pun, and a tender, hearty section on adolescent lust. And then some.

About the Author

Ostravious resembles a gigantic, legendary, malnourished, massively mutated sea beast, both sexless and prone Ostravious lives in Winchester the old capital of England Spends his time painting, writing, playing guitar, and travelling through time and space in alternate dimensions, often irking demigods. Or just watching tv. He’s got cable, and rather enjoys watching his beloved Liverpool fc. Physically ostravious is 42, but as time is absolutely relative he is actually 186,000 years old. Has a degree in sociology from UEA Has psychic powers that he believes were obtained when bitten by a spider while on acid. Doesn’t actually do much, mostly just sits around Believes he could well hold the record for saying the word ‘High’ the most amount of times during one song.