Big Girls Get Stepped on Too!

About the Book

“Hi, there.” “Hi, there. She is so getting knocked out- would you… please?” “ We’ll pay you!” Harheeehaaahhaaah-ah they make me laugh! “Excuse me a second… GET ON WITH IT!” Harheeeehaaaahhaah- ah sorry about that, I couldn’t help it. “Take twenty two..” Hey, I’m Sarah’s best-est best-est - BEST-EST friend!Otherwise known as “SARAH, WHO?” but that doesn’t imply to you , because by the time you ask, you’d already know. So listen! Just sum up her popularity by taking one away from sixteen (do the math’s her way, and you get six). Any-hoo, to all you haters you wanna mess with my friend, you gotta go through this bad girl first- ALRIGHT! Psss… Sarah, they got the message, you can come out now… btw, am I allowed to say, sometimes you annoy me? Can I? Can I, please…? Oh, don’t care what you say, I’m telling ‘em! SOMETIMES??!! I meant all the time! She’s still disk broken over a certain Dvd player- hmm, wonder what that’s all about, eh? She just wont shut up about it. It’s yap- yap- yap- non- stop, she may as well be called the player! Sarah, you really are… I CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE IT! Like when you’re watching a movie and some… idiot won’t stop talking. Oh, you know I love you really ;p Harheeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaahhaaah-ah- “Yeah, the feelings mutual!” see? We’re just as annoying as each other- and that’s why we love each other so much! “Can I interrupt? Can you please hurry up, and get on with it!” ALRIGHT, KEEP YOUR BUTT ON! Sheesh!… harheeeehaaahhaaah- “Omg, there she goes again, you know what? Let me!” NO! Alright, I’ll stop! What else was it? Oh, yeah… how could I forget? YOUR GRANDMA!- Harrrr- alright, alright, let me get on with it! Sheesh… anyway, does grandmas motto really work , or is it all just a pile of… Laddoo? Let me know yeah! Oh, and a word of advice- ROLLING PIN THE!…?? You’re holding the wrong picture up! (I forgot to mention, she’s stupid too). Grandma, this is to you- BIN THE ROLLING PIN! Be good to your granddaughter… SHE TOLD ME TO SAY IT! Wanna take it a step further? Just try walking in “Sarah, Who?” ‘s five inch, and a half heels! I wrote this novel upon leaving high school. I am a writer and love to write. I love books and was happy to write one.I’m 22 and live with my mum who is an inspiration to me too.

About the Author

I wrote this novel upon leaving high school. I am a writer and love to write. I love books and was happy to write one.I'm 22 and live with my mum who is an inspiration to me too.