Selling Your Crap Online
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So my wife was yelling at me again today for selling off our deep freezer earlier this week. She can't seem to grasp the fact that I'm addicted to selling stuff...even if it means we have nothing and make just a fraction of what it's worth. So since I sold the deep freezer, she told me that she was about to vacuum seal some produce and then try to find a place to cram it into the now packed freezer in our kitchen. I'm having none of that!!!! I'm now listing her Seal-A-Meal VS106 Vacuum Food Sealer. You can buy this thing new on amazon.com for $111.00 or you can pick it up used on Amazon for $66. I'm undercutting Amazon at $50 and then destroying my wife's will to fight my selling spree with this unbeatable offer. And let me just tell you a thing or two about this vacuum sealer. It's top-of-the-line!!! All of the frozen goodies that she's been hoarding away in the deep freezer are now rotting in our backyard and I can't smell a thing! This is one amazing product! Call fast because this won't be around for long. You can text or call me at 931-249-7016. I'm practically giving this baby away, but to sweeten the deal even more, I'm including two boxes of already-opened-but-mostly-full vacuum sealer bags. I have no idea what these bags would cost you at the store, but I'm almost positive they cost more than "free". So come buy a vacuum sealer and drive your husband crazy by buying more produce and meats than you need and then filling a deep freezer up just in case a nuclear holocaust is in the future. As with everything I'm selling, this price is non-negotiable and the first person to give me the money gets the sealer. And if you're looking to buy more of my wife's crap, search my phone number in Craigslist.
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About the Book
If you are the kind of person who likes to sell stuff on Craigslist, but hates having to deal with the stupid people who shop on Craigslist, then this book is your humorous Craiglist guide. If you are the kind of person who just wants to read some really stupid stuff and laugh, then this book is your escape from reality. This is the true story of one man's quest to sell off virtually everything he owned on Craigslist within 2 months. Being that this man lived a minimalist lifestyle...for the most part, he was selling his wife's stuff on Craigslist (in many cases without her knowledge). Dive into the drama and action in this fun-filled tear-jerker of a book. The author has truly found the secrets to Craigslist. Fortunately for everyone, he isn't hoarding this information...but rather sharing it with whoever wants to read it. Just read what an NFL star is saying about this book: "I haven't been this excited about anything since hitting 4 field goals in a row at practice...and Coach was right there to see them, I mean, RIGHT there." - Rian Lindell, Placekicker - Buffalo Bills
About the Author
Caleb was born in 1975 in Moses Lake, Washington. He graduated in the top 10% of the lower one-third of his class in 1998 from Washington State University, with a bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice. After failing to get a job with the Los Angeles Police Department because of an excessive amount of speeding tickets, he enlisted in the Army and eventually became an Aviation Warrant Officer. He is responsible for saving Charlie Macdonald’s life (twice) while in combat. Two days after sending this book to the publisher, he departed Tennessee with his wife and four daughters with virtually no belongings. If his plans work out for him, he will be living happily in a far away land. If those plans don’t work out, then he will be living happily but without furniture, looking for a job somewhere in the United States.