The Ozark Conspiracy

One of the second floor bedroom windows broke something hit hard on the floor. Ann came screaming flying down the staircase like she had wings. One of the vampires that was seen on TV, ran toward the staircase. Gregory flew through a window pane and kicked him down the stairs. Lobo was ready to shoot him, when a spear flew past Gregory's head by two inches, hit the rogue vamp. Gregory chopped his head off with a machete. That is how it's done, folks! Take a head! Gregory hollered. Someone forgot to give me a machete. Lobo commented. Here take it! Gregory walked outside with the vamp's head. Crow calls and wolf howls lifted up in the air. George was standing on Mrs. Franks' porch heard all the crow calls from Rainbow Ranch. Kicking Bird what's going on? The braves and the guys won a victory over an enemy. Then the sounds of a snow owl kept hooting. Kicking Bird was looking in the darkest edge of the woods. Louie, White Clouds, and Alex came walking at a steady pace toward the porch. Ready yourselves we have company! White Clouds shut off the porch light, turned chairs over, put George and his gun behind one. Sam ducked behind the other chair. Louie ducked behind a bush with a spear. White Clouds climbed a post and got on the roof. Twenty minutes later, there's a loud breaking of limbs and branches coming from the woods that Alex, Louie, and White Clouds just came out of. Gregory appeared behind George. What took you so long? Did you have a hot date, Gregory? Will ya'll two old ladies shut up? White Feathers replied. Halfway down the hill, three trees fell, breaking more breaking branches. What is that, a runaway train?! George exclaimed. Sh. Sh... Quiet! White Feathers remarked. Out there is a five foot tall saber-tooth tiger. He sees a chicken flying in the yard. The saber-tooth walked in the middle of the yard between the house and farm house, it looked straight at Gregory & George. Then a swoo-ooish sound came from up high between the houses sending fire toward the saber-tooth, the tiger leaped higher to escape the fire. George shoot a couple of rounds off, the tiger sprang at George & Gregory but Sam stepped out of the house with a spear and sent it through the saber-tooth's heart, while harry made a landing in front of the porch. George & Gregory ran like hell to get off the porch. The saber-tooth slowly wobbled off the porch, the braves surrounded the huge cat, while George, Sam, Alex, White Feathers, Pete, and Gregory were talking to Harry the dragon. Mrs. Franks walked out of the house and sees the guys talking to him. Who's our new friend here? The saber-tooth drew his last breath and Sam was lifted up on Sky Bird and Snow Owl's shoulders while the Indian braves gave out their victory cries into the heavens. Harry looked calmly at Mrs. Franks with royal blue eyes. How are you doing tonight Mrs. Franks? She paused. Do I know you son? I used to visit with you when I was a boy. You would give me cake and milk my mother was named Lisa Temp. Oh, thank God you survived the house fire, son. We all thought you were dead! Mrs. Franks exclaimed. Where do you live now? Where I can live without being attacked. Harry replied. Well you can live here with us, we will keep the bad guys away. She replied. Only after our war, first. Harry replied. Sam what are you going to do with the saber-tooth tiger? Pete asked. I'm going to stuff him, with his mouth wide open big enough to put a small mailbox into his mouth and set him by the road. Sam remarked. Four down three to go. Gregory suggested. Please don't hurt me, I just wanted my freedom! A naked man stood in the road. The scientists were going to kill me. Mrs. Franks stared at the man. That's John Hancock, I went to his closed casket funeral, so did Fay. But I remember him in clothes. Ralph give him some clothes. John come into the house. But they will kill me! John Screamed. No, we won't pass in peace. White Clouds replied. John walked real slowly between the braves, George, Ralph, Gregory, and Louie. John was shaking like a leaf. Sit down, eat something. Sam came back with some pants, underwear, shirt, T-shirt, socks and shoes. Here use the bathroom to change in. I guess we are about the same size. Thank you. How can we be sure you won't shape-shift and kill someone? White Clouds inquired. I don't want to hurt anyone. I just want to see my own family. Gregory pulled White Clouds aside, let's give him a change, just one chance. Okay, but two braves will stay behind to guard Mrs. Franks. If you leave this house tonight or hurt anyone here, you will regret the day you were born. Deal. Gregory peeled off one thousand dollars and gave it to John plus his jeep keys. If you find you have to run for your life until things settle down you can have the Jeep& money to start over again. I can't take your offer. I don't have a way to repay you. Just take it, the Jeep is parked in front of Fay's house at Rainbow Ranch. Gregory put the keys & money in his shirt pocket, that's final. Gun shoots go off at the Stevens' farm. Harry are you ready to fly with passengers? Gregory asked. Come on boys! Harry said. So Gregory, White Clouds, Sam, Louie, Sky Bird, and Blue Bird all hopped aboard Harry's back. Wait for me! Ralph yelled. Harry flapped his wings and then off he flew into the night to the Stevens' farm. Ralph asked Gregory how he just appeared behind George on the porch. He's a vampire, what do you expect. Ha! Ha! I know you're kidding now. But Louie and White Clouds didn't laugh, nobody ever believes the truth. As Harry flew near the house Gregory jumped from Harry's back on top of a rogue vampire, while the braves were spearing off one of the white tigers. Harry set a panther with white stripes on fire before landing letting the guys off his back. White Clouds, Red Bird, and Louie speared a tiger through the heart and pulled out their spears with a heart at the end of them. Good spearing boys! Jack yelled out, who was glad to see them. Louie grabbed the vamp from behind and staked him. The vamp turned to dust before everyone's eyes. The stake fell from thin air to the ground.