My Funeral Friend(s)

by Joseph Bertalmio



Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 10/7/2010

Format : E-Book
Dimensions : E-Book
Page Count : 184
ISBN : 9781452085586
Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 5x8
Page Count : 184
ISBN : 9781452084886

About the Book

Hitchhikers can be an unpredictable lot, to say the least. But if they share one thing in common, it's that they're all desperate. And it's that very notion that drives Mitch Harpring to seek them out. You see, Mitch doesn't care where you are, how you got there, or where you're going. He'll take you as far as you need to go. All he asks, all he wants in return, is that you go to his funeral when he dies. The only catch is, Mitch has worked in a stock room and locked himself up in his apartment at night for about…a decade. That isn’t the interesting part of his story, mind you. It’s merely a means of illustrating just how physically and mentally unprepared Mitch is to take on a street gang, a semi-truck, multiple stabbings, and the world’s most frightening spider. Ever. But he’s willing to risk it all so long as he can get somebody, anybody, to come to his funeral.

About the Author

Joseph Bertalmio lives most of his life based on a dare that he made with himself a long time ago. And he’ll never let that good-for-nothing fiend prove him wrong. Ever.