It's better to die laughing than to be dead serious
How to be the life of the party, the podium and everywhere in between
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Court:
"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled the motorist, as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic ticket. "Keep it," the clerk said, "When you get four of them, you get a bicycle."
Dating: “He had so many blind dates he thought he should get a free dog.”
Diet/Exercise: A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping at a very exclusive boutique on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "I wish I had your willpower."
Dimwits: I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, 13....13... 13…The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting '14....14... .14'…
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About the Book
Finally! A Complete, Easy To Follow Humor
Manual with More Than 1,000 Ways to Be Funnier Than You Ever Thought Possible!
Humorist & roast master shares his private collection of the world’s funniest clean jokes, one liners and illustrations.
You’ll also learn:
• The art & science of remembering & telling jokes. A simple process that will have you remembering & telling jokes like a pro.
About the Author
Marvin Maupin, retired minister, roast master and workshop leader has been a student of humor for more than four decades. In “It’s better to die laughing than to be dead serious,” he shares his vast collection of humor that has brought laughter to churches, hospital patients, roast participants and to family and friends for many years.
He calls humor the “Duct Tape of Life.” “Because of its versatility, humor can help to improve about any situation with which you are faced. There is no end to its uses. From stress relief to conflict resolution, humor can be one of your most valuable allies. Plus, it’s just plain fun.”