CYNTHIA
Hi. Miss me?
WAYNE
Come ley me show you something here. Let’s see if we can work it in.
CYNTHIA
No way. The dance stays as it is. Anything new at this late stage is only going to confuse me.
WAYNE
Dummy.
CYNTHIA
Dummy yourself.
WAYNE
So wha’ you say happen to you all this week?
CYNTHIA
I ain’t tell you? Guess not. Hardly saw you at all and you didn’t even call me once.
WAYNE
I called. Left several messages at home and at work.
CYNTHIA
I would have called you back if you had a phone, but…
[Pause.]
Roger called me.
WAYNE
In truth?
CYNTHIA
Four or five times, this week alone, he calling me.
WAYNE
To say what?
CYNTHIA
Not a line, as you know, Wayne, not one word, far more phone call, in two and a half years, and now, all of a sudden, he breaking me down wid calls, telling me I must pack up, resign my job and come join him.
WAYNE
And?
CYNTHIA
And? I tell him to go to hell! Two and a half years, you know, man. And he know the condition he left me in. But yet not a word, not an inquiry to see if am alive or dead or if I eat. In two and a half years! And now I must join him? No, man.
WAYNE
I agree with you, but what you mother saying?
CYNTHIA
He talk to her too, for long. She think I should go, but now way. Not me. That bastard! Anyway, let’s talk about it some other time because it getting me upset. Come telling me ‘bout he not taking no for an answer.
WAYNE
On another matter, Cyn. Wha’ Mr. Drum….
CYNTHIA
Don’t call me “Cyn!”
WAYNE
Okay, Cynthia. Wha’ Mr. Drummonds give you?
CYNTHIA
What you talking ‘bout?
WAYNE
When I came back with the drinks he was giving you something.
CYNTHIA
Oh God, yes. Boy, you fast, eh?
WAYNE
What was it?
CYNTHIA
None you damn business. What I did with it at all?
[She searches, finds envelope and opens it. It contains ten $20 bills.]
See? 20, 40, 60, 80, 100. 20, 40, 60, 80, 200.
WAYNE
Two hundred dollars? For what?
CYNTHIA
For what? For me.
WAYNE
You goin’ keep it?
CYNTHIA
De sun goin’ rise tomorrow?
WAYNE
You can’t keep it, Cyn.
CYNTHIA
You dotish or what? And don’t call me “Cyn.”
WAYNE
Cynthia! Christ, what’s the matter with you?
CYNTHIA
My name is Cynthia. I don’t like to be called Cyn, so don’t call me Cyn.
WAYNE
All I’m saying is that I think you should give him back his money.
CYNTHIA
I didn’t ask him for it, you know. I didn’t beg him for no money. Is he take it on himself and give it to me.
WAYNE
All the more reason you should give it back to him.
CYNTHIA
I didn’t see you giving him back the change he gave you earlier.
WAYNE
That’s different altogether.
CYNTHIA
Different how? He offer you money and you keep it. He offer me money and I keeping it too. Where’s the difference?
WAYNE
You know exactly where the difference is.
CYNTHIA
You know how long it take me to work for $200, boy?
WAYNE
Just give it back to him, Cynthia.
CYNTHIA
You know what I could do with this $200?
WAYNE
Regardless.
CYNTHIA
And what is $200 to a man like Sam Drummonds?
WAYNE
Why you think he give it to you?
CYNTHIA
Who the hell cares why?
WAYNE
Well, you should care.
CYNTHIA
Why the hell should I? He gee me his money, I keep it, I spent it, that’s it. Fini! Kaputs! Kapeesh?
WAYNE
It’s not that simple.
CYNTHIA
Couldn’t be simpler. You’re young, Wayne. You don’t understand these things.
nWAYNE
I understand this perfectly well. And you only pretending not to understand.
CYNTHIA
I understand one thing: De man gee me 200 bucks an’ ah keeping it. That’s all.
WAYNE
When you keep his money all you’re doing is saying yes to him.
CYNTHIA
Yes to him for what?
WAYNE
Think about it.
CYNTHIA
No. You tell me.
WAYNE
You agree to sell yourself.
CYNTHIA
Don’t be a damn arse.
WAYNE
Just think about it and you’ll see what I’m saying is true.
CYNTHIA
You really believe Sam Drummonds gee me this $200 just so he could jump me body?
WAYNE
Why else?
CYNTHIA
As if I’m some ole whore?
WAYNE
In a sort of way, yes.
CYNTHIA
I want to meet the man who could buy me for $200.
WAYNE
Why would he just up and give you $200?
CYNTHIA
Because he’s a nice ole man. Because he can afford to be kind. Because he likes me and wants me to be happy.
[Pause.]
You don’t think that’s possible? You doan believe there’re people in the world like that?
WAYNE
Maybe, but I don’t think that’s what’s happening here.
CYNTHIA
Why not?
WAYNE
Because of how he looks at you when he doesn’t think I’m seeing. He strips you naked with his eyes.
CYNTHIA
[In jest.] Dirty ole man.
WAYNE
That’s why I’m asking you not to keep his money.
CYNTHIA
Well, Wayne, as long as it’s only his eyes he’s stripping me with, at $200 a strip, he can undress me as much as he likes. I’m keeping the money and I’m not even going to buy you one drink out of it.
WAYNE
Don’t even talk to me until you give it back.
CYNTHIA
Don’t hold your breath because I’m definitely, positively not giving it back.
WAYNE
Give him back his money, Cynthia.
CYNTHIA
I am not giving it back! Now will you just get the hell off my case and stop bugging me.
WAYNE
Sometimes you really make me sick.
[He exits.]
CYNTHIA
Be sick all you want, Wayne Cabey. You could puke your guts out all over Heaven for all I care.