The ABCs of Liberalism
A Survival Guide for the New Conservative
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-The Liberal Female- The female of the species (Liberalis Extremus) is quite easy to spot even at great distances, despite the fact that they are normally not as bright or colorful as the males. Sex is no longer enjoyable to them in their declining years and they have been known to violently turn on the males during attempts at mating. Scientific studies have concluded that the female will purposely enter her environment appearing as homely and unsanitary as possible to discourage sexual advances from the males. When angry, a look of sheer horror overcomes these haggardly females that would terrify even G. Gordon Liddy. Obviously the vehicle of choice for these feisty old matriarchs is a dilapidated VW love bus, but some of the more affluent young vixens have been sighted in Volvo's and Subarus...
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About the Book
Who says facts can't be fun? This book was written for those who are of a conservative mind set but are still wandering aimlessly in the world of politics and do not have a clue as to the policies, missions and distinct differences between the Democratic and Republican parties. Infusing sarcastic political satire into the fray, the author has created a manifesto which is quite humorous yet extremely informative. An absolute must for those who have their hearts in the right place but have the political I.Q. of a salamander!
About the Author
Born in Middletown, Ohio, Steve Adams became interested in writing in 1972, while serving time at the Ohio State Penitentiary. After a 2 year correspondence course in Creative Writing and Journalism, Steve dabbled in poetry, song writing and short stories, of which a few were published, but after a career in retail sales and 20 years spent as headliner and lead singer for an Elvis Presley tribute band, the writing bug surfaced once again and Steve, an avid follower of politics, decided it was time to write that long awaited book. Residing in Washington State near Seattle, Steve has 4 children, 3 grandchildren and has been married for over 30 years.