How to Bake Grandma

My Grandmothers ‘twitch’ usually only occurred when people were close enough to get kicked or punched during one.  

     I was slightly suspicious of her ‘twitches’.Especially since she actually slid forward in her seat at one point, making sure that her ‘twitch’ hit me!

     She was a witch with a twitch. Maybe I could push my grandmother into the oven like Hansel and Gretel did. Maybe turn her into a delicious pasta dish.

    Grandma pasta;

1 grated rind of lemon

 Finely diced parsley

 8oz of pasta                                                                                                       

 2 cups of milk

 A pinch of salt and pepper

 1 grandmother