Jokes I Heard In Prison
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Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on Vickie’s door who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message, and slammed the door in their faces. To Vickies’ surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again you need to move your cat."
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try to guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch. They all chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" asks the son. "I don't like her." says the mother.
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In a hurry to get somewhere the lady was doing 75 in a 55mph zone. A State Patrol stopped her. He walked up to her car and asked, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because you wanted to sell me tickets to the State Patrolmen's Ball?” she replied. "State Patrolmen don't have balls", he said...then realizing what he had just said...he let her go!
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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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About the Book
Finally after 20+ years in law enforcement all the jokes I've collected are finally together and ready to be published. If you get a good laugh out of this, I'll be a happy man. If you buy a copy it will make my wife happy.. Thanks to all the unlikely contributors and I sincerely hope you enjoy the book
About the Author
For all the years I walked down some of the toughest places in the state I tried to look for the good in what was there. I found that among the human emotions humor is a common thread. Everybody enjoys a good joke. I've tried to write down some of what I thought were the better ones and I hope you enjoy them. Please keep in mind I don't claim to have written any of these jokes. I just heard them and now I'm giving them to you. If you like them, share a laugh with a friend.