Read All about it, S--t, S--t Nothing but Pure S--t

      No one has to tell anyone how depressing the world can be. My intention is to bring a little laughter to the world, nothing more or nothing less.

     This book contains practically every way that we use the word shit. Also, it dramatizes and greatly exaggerates the way we use the word shit. Inevitably, this book will become the number one dictionary on the way we use this word.

     Some may not find this funny at all but who gives a shit. Nonetheless, I will be true to my calling to make people laugh.

     Every human on earth has used this word but as scientific research shows that paupers do not voice it only. Also, it has no racial, economical, political or royal boundaries because all have uttered it like true poets with conviction.

     Once anyone discovers how deep rooted this word is in our every day life, one will understand the need of the comedic writer to write about it.

     For an entire decade, he recorded many pieces of humor on thousands of three by five index cards. Last but not least, he recorded every way that he heard this word shit used in our English language.

     After compiling all the index cards, he separated them into different categories. Part of these index cards compiled a small book called, “”FUNNY HEADLINERS.” This work is compiled out of fictitious Headliners. These are the type of shocking headliners that are preposterous and insane. There are also many other words that one could use to describe them.

     Parts of the compiled index cards were inserted in another small book called, “DING DONG, HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.” This is a compilation of misnomers, punch liners and tid bit humor. Also, incorporated with this type of tid bit humor are many brand new English words not entered in the English dictionary yet.

     Part of the compiled index cards were used to compose another small book on original jokes called. “ORIGINAL JOKES.” These are, to the best of my knowledge, as original as they can be given the fact that every one on earth is a comedian!

     Part of the compiled index cards were used to compose another small book, entailing the hidden comedy of every day sayings called, “FAMOUS AND NOT SO FAMOUS SAYINGS.” In this book, the writer brings out the hidden humor of the every day sayings we say as Americans and how awkward some of these sayings really are.

     Last but not least, a little shit book was compiled from those same index cards. It is called, “READ ALL ABOUT IT, SHIT, SHIT, NOTHING BUT PURE SHIT.”

     Most definitions of what the writer thinks of what these crap sayings really mean, are outlined in graphic detail and fall out of character with most of his other work.

     The other composed works consist of four novellas of which two of them are clean comedies. Last but not least, a compilation of serious poetry. All of this work mentioned is completed this lunar calendar of 2002.