Introduction

Characters:

Slick Rick

Smiley G
Helicopter Cop

Jason Taylor

Mike Ross

Officer Friendly

Julio

Murder Leon

Shooting John

Action Jackson

Dirty South Ron

Don’t miss Pete

Detective John Slay

Michael Wright

Man in the Red shirt

Narrator

Narrator: Smiley G is running down the street with a silver brief case when he sees a man in a Dodge Charger.  Smiley G runs towards the Dodge Charger and sees a man in the red shirt inside the car.

Smiley G:  Hey, Get out of the car!!

Man in the red shirt:  Why?

Smiley G:  I will tell you later!!

Narrator:  Smiley G pulls the man in the red shirt out of his car, throws him to the ground, and then drives off with the car.

Man in the Red Shirt:  (Crying) I wasn’t done paying for the car yet…and now it’s stolen…what I’m I going to do??

Narrator:  Slick Rick is riding in his Lincoln Navigator when he sees Smiley G getting into the Dodge Charger.

Slick Rick: (Telling his fellow mafia buddies on his cell phone) Hey…Follow that Dodge Charger.

Julio:  Don’t worry Slick Rick…we’re gaining on him!

Slick Rick:  Good…and when you get a hold of Smiley G…I want you to kill him!!!

Julio:  Yes Sir!  I will make sure we do. I have five mafia cars surrounding the Dodge Charger now.  We have Action Jackson in mafia car one…Shooting John in mafia car two, Don’t miss Pete in mafia car three, and Murder Leon in mafia car four and Dirty South Ron in mafia car five.

Slick Rick:  Good, Just make sure you kill Smiley G…that will make my day!

Julio: We will boss…we will.

Narrator:  Mafia car one is trailing Smiley G’s car very close…Action Jackson pulls out a .45mm handgun and aims for Smiley G’s tires and misses. Smiley G makes a sharp turn in an ally and loses mafia car one.

Action Jackson:  Man!!  I almost had him!

Narrator:  Helicopter Cop is calling the police from everywhere in Chicago.