The Complexities of My Ever So Shallow Teenage Life:

Thursday, May 30

Marina

3:42 p.m.         

Since when is it important to have a biography card filled out for work?  I’ve only been employed at the Marina since March, and tomorrow is the last day of school…meaning I’ve been here almost two months and they’re just now asking me to share my personal information?  Like, it just started to matter whether or not I was a convict or my parents had gotten divorced more than once or if I was planning on marrying any of my relatives?  Whatever.

Marina

4:02 p.m.

Danny just gave me this paper to fill out, and I did so, except I took an hour so I wouldn’t have to deal with a group of German tourists.  Danny is trying to teach them sign language so he can communicate with them. He takes Spanish at school, not German.  Good luck with that, Danny boy.

CLARA LAKE MARINA EMPLOYEE INFORMATION

                        NAME:  Alyson Chakrapani

                        AGE:  Fifteen

                        CITY:  Clara Lake, Kentucky

                        ADDRESS:  17 N. Lakefront Drive

                        SCHOOL:  Derby High School

                        YEAR:  Soon-to-be Sophomore

                        HOBBIES: —

Marina

4:10 p.m.

“You forgot to fill out your hobbies, gal,” Mr. Enthers said in his Redneck accent.  He waved m