The door opened quietly, a noiseless thrush floating through the air for a few careless moments before dying amidst the dusty collection of chairs, cabinets and musty pictures that decorated the smoke filled room.
On one side, a dirty, grime covered window that faced out onto an uneventful piece of New York, on the other side stood second-rate filing cabinets, a nearly-leather leather chair, and a picture of Yankee great, Lou Gherig.
Soft heels clicked on the vinyl floor getting louder until they stopped at the foot of the desk, my desk.
My name, Gabriel Dixon, but you can call me “Dix,” everyone else does.
In a town where the only thing you want to claim as your own is a winning ducat at the race track, a name runs a distant second, especially if the tax guy is looking for you. I’m not really philosophical; it’s just that sometimes I get an itch that nags at me like a lovesick puppy. Usually a couple of scotch cures that nagging, but lately even that cure seems to be losing its punch.
So, instead of doing something about it, I sit here and wait, hoping the next big thing will come floating into my life, not really expecting it to though. At least not until the door opened ten seconds ago and the most beautiful piece of change that ever made a priest forget about celibacy walked in.
I looked up slowly, pulling my hat back pretending not to care, but not being too successful at it. My eyes felt like bare hands, touching everything as they worked their way up to a pair of big, blue eyes that could make an umpire cry like a baby.
I eased back my chair, a noisy creak slipping through the air like an accidentally spoken bad word.
The time between us passed like strangers at a bus stop, quiet and full of a strange discomfort that suddenly stabbed at me like a plate of beef at a knife convention.
“Yes, is there something I can do for you Miss…,” I asked, trying to do my best Bogie impression.
“Mrs….,” she emphasized, “Mrs. Anita Ramsey. You are Gabriel Dixon the private investigator are you not?”
“Some days I’m not sure, but for you, I’ll leave my fragile ego at the door and say yes,” I replied.
“I do not have the time or the patience for immature banter. Either you are Mr. Dixon or you are not. If you are not then you’ll forgive me for my intrusion and I will be on my way,” she said dryly.
She looked and spoke like a woman, a desperate woman. Under the layers of fifth avenue high society she looked like a dame looking for something but not knowing what that something was. I decided to play along.
“I said yes didn’t I? If that’s not good enough for you then there’s the door, don’t let it hit you on the way to the salon sister,” I said, pointing to the door casually.
Her ego took a few steps to the rear like a child who had just got caught with her hand in the cookie jar. The hardened features on her face smoothed out like a made bed.
“I apologize Mr. Dixon, it’s just that I’ve been under a great deal of stress. Please forgive my outburst.”
“Don’t think anything about it. Down in these parts an outburst is defined as two disagreeable parties beating each other over the heads with baseball bats. Kind of gives Babe Ruth a bad name, if you know what I mean.”
“Yes, I suppose it does,” she replied, slightly distractedly. I watched her closely as she stood before me nervously needing her hands together like a kid making a snowball.
“Mrs. Ramsey, why don’t you sit down and tell my why you’re here?”
She was class from head to toe; she was the Yankees, I was the Brooklyn Dodgers. She didn’t walk, she floated, and the graceful way she sat down was like water perfectly filling a glass. She had more curves that a coke bottle, and her legs could make a blind man see and the holiest of men reach across and give Satan a hug. Her perfume was like steak to a beggar; my heart growled as if understanding for the first time what a real woman smelled like.