The Manual
A Guide for Men in the 21st Century
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THE MATTER OF SIZE
Size, does it really matter? That depends on which woman you ask. But, let’s be honest. Size does matter to a certain degree if we looked at it logically. No disrespect to the doctor whose name rhymes with truth, but unless she has had sex with a brother she really hasn’t got much proof. Now that is not to say that brothers have cornered the market on all the big penises. Let me clear that myth up. Let me clear it up real quick. Although most of you brothers might be very well endowed, you have some Caucasian brothers, who also carry big plows.
Now let’s be serious here for a moment now. If a woman was intimate with let’s say, Long Dong Silver (I’m being serious) and she comes across the Penito King. Hate the message, not the messenger, but size is going to be the thing. Keep in mind that I mean you no harm and the Penito King has done nothing wrong, but the woman is used to Long Dong’s slong.
If she had came across the Penito King first, the matter of size might be even worse. Having been with the Penito King for so long she had no one to compare him to until Long Dong came along. Now after having the Dong’s slong, the Penito King will sing a very sad song.
The only way this situation could be reversed, is if she truly loved the Penito King and only for him was her thirst. Okay, no more poetic verse. I promise. Well, maybe one more.
In the end, if a woman truly loves her man, it won’t really matter what size his package comes in.
The size of the matter can depend on the man too. A man could be big and yet not know what to do! It’s true. If he doesn’t know how to handle the size he may use, and depending on the position he’d choose, sex with him can be very bad news. By the same token, much can be said for the average man, for he will keep trying for as long and as hard as he can.
If you are working with less than the average man, I suggest you go and obtain a fat bank account, come back and try again.
THE KISS
Kissing is the most intimate two people can be. It totally connects the body, the mind and all sensory. Perhaps this is why most men tend to avoid thee.
Neglecting her lips is most counter-productive to your goal. Kissing her melts her heart and soothes her soul. Kissing if done right, is very passionate control. Kiss her in a sizzling hot sexy way, to take over her entire body.
Kissing gets the juices flowing in her mouth and also those further down south. Which is an important prerequisite to having good and passionate sex. Kissing awakens all of her emotions and makes her senses come alive. Kissing her passionately and lovingly long enough will get you deep inside. Provided of course, she considered you her prize.
What most men don’t realize is that a woman’s body has to be ready to receive him. If she is nervous and tense (as is the case with most virgins) her body will react and close up to him. Hence, lovemaking will be difficult and most unpleasant.
Remember, the key is to pleasure her not give her pain. Unless of course, she’s into that sort of thing, otherwise she will not want to do it again and again. Kiss her and get her hot, kiss both sets of lips, why not?
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The Manual will not tell you how to repair your car or your lawn mower, or how to hook up your stereo set. If you read The Manual, here is a glimpse of what you will get: the answers to a few questions and what you should do when a woman asks you “Do I look fat in this dress?” Answer her truthfully, even if the answer is yes. Tell her tactfully if her hair is a mess. There are other things this manual will do, and I must warn you, at times it will be lewd, crude, and downright rude. Men, this manual is especially for you. Women, please take a moment to decide if you wish to continue reading through.
About the Author
The author is an ordinary person like you, who decided to sit down to write a line or two. Okay, maybe a few, about some things that would enlighten you, or you already knew but need to review. The author is not a doctor or a Ph.D. The author does not hold a psychology degree. The author just sat down and went on a writing spree. I guess by now you might think the author must be a little crazy. Do you really care what city the author grew up in? Is that going to make us closer friends? You will find out more of what the author is all about by picking up the author’s book and reading the pages within. I could tell you I wrote my first play at the age of ten and then subjected it to all my friends, but what’s inside is much more interesting.
If you would like to leave a comment or question for the author, you may email her at: mterry10@hotmail.com