For Men, About Women

In the never ending quest of romance for both sexes, women need and want men as much as we men want them.  You would be surprised at some of the things I’ve overheard from women talking about men. I’ve heard them talking in grocery stores, bars, at the post office, at parties, you name it.  Maybe that’s why they go to the restroom in ‘groups’, to sort of compare notes.  Maybe that’s a girl thing, but if some guy said to me, “Let’s go to the men’s room”, I’d tell him that he better go by himself, then spend the rest of time making sure I never turned my backside to him.

None the less, women do talk about men.  I’ve had some pretty strange things said to me by women about their men, and some were downright intimate.  Like I was some sort of clearing house for relationship problems or something.  There have also been some pretty lame statements made by men about women.  Some men have a real weird concept of dealing with women, and some of them would make a rational person raise their eyebrows.  As for some things I have been told or overheard from men, it seems there are some fellas out and around that, in my opinion, should not be allowed in public without supervision. Some guys just don’t have clue about women, yet they think they are the ''cock of the walk''.  If common sense were to be measured in units of gasoline, there wouldn''t be enough to power a piss-ants go cart around the inside of a Cheerio.  For the most part, these men apparently haven’t paid much attention to their surroundings.  I’ve seen plants that had more sense. By the same token, I''ve known some women that had an IQ of three below a fence post and if a single thought were to enter their mind, it would perish from loneliness.