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About the Book

“Have you ever wanted to find a word in the English dictionary, you know how the word sounds, but you don’t know how to spell it (that’s why you need a Dictionary, Right?).  Well, Wud ya Know!”. “I can’t find it ‘cause it izn’t spelt the way it sounds!”  This book will chaanj awl that.  The werdz in this book ARE speld tha way they sound.  The “English written Language” is “Archaic, Inaccurate, Obsolete, and is an atrocity to human intelligence and it’s time for an update.

10,000 years from now someone will dig up an English Dictionary from a ancient site, look at it and throw it away because they couldn’t understand what it said or what language it was. “Wau!, Wut wuz that!?”  You could say, this book is the “Rosetta Stone” between the “English written Language” and “CONSCIOUS REALITY!?”.  It’s time to fiks the language so we kan awl reed and understand werdz az they sound.

One sound symbol = one sound.  “Trim the FAT!”. Designate a symbol for each sound and use that symbol in a word where the sound belongs.  “How hard iz that!”.  If it’s broken, we fiks it, If we need something new, we create it, If it’s obsolete, we toss it out. (confused? You’ll find out why, inside this book).

About the Author

Who needs credentials to be an author?  Put your thoughts on paper and send it to a Publisher.  If your book is interesting and people are interested, they will buy your book for the information inside.  If it’s not interesting, then your not interesting, so, go watch TV, have a beer, pop some Popcorn and forget it.  You need credentials (brains) to buy a book, not to write a book.  There are a lot of idiots out there that write books, it takes an intelligent person to figure out which ones to buy. “I buy “Playboy™” for the articles?”, for sure, “You mean the articles on the Centerfold?”