A Girl's Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout
Reflections on Dating and Fly-Fishing
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Chapter Three
The Compleat
Angler: Natural, Artificial
and Exotic
Lures
Margo
examined her appearance in the ladies room mirror. Her short red hair fluffed
appealingly. Not too much make-up, just enough to spark her hazel eyes and
accentuate her full lips. She fiddled with her intricate treasure necklace, a
collection of beads and charms that tinkled of their own accord. She adjusted
her skirt, which was short enough to show off her long legs without screaming
“Whore here!” Satisfied everything was in place, she sauntered into the
nightclub. Scanning the room for men not already engrossed in co-ed
conversation, Margo spotted a likely candidate. She parked herself at the bar,
next to a beefy blonde fellow with owlish glasses. His eyes were immediately
drawn to her chest, not because she was amply endowed or possessed perky
nipples. “Wow, that’s a very interesting necklace,” he said. “Why, thank you,”
said Margo. “I found it at a funky little boutique in
Glossary
In
the wide wet world of trouser trout angling, you’ve got to know the lingo. In
this book, fly-fishing and trouser trout angling share similar terminology.
Here’s a list of commonly used terms, presented in both the ordinary fishing
sense and how the word applies to trouser trout angling. Mark these pages and
refer to this list if you find a word that stumps you.
Angler
Fishing Term
– A person who fishes, usually a man,
although an estimated 10 to 15% of avid fly-fishers are women.
Trouser Trout
Term – A woman who fishes for trouser
trout.
Attractor
Fishing Term – Big, flashy, colorful lures that don’t necessarily
resemble a real insect, yet can still provoke trout to strike.
Trouser Trout
Term – The lure of using the right
colors and accessories to enhance an angler’s visual appeal.
Bait
Fishing Term –
Trouser Trout Term – Live lures, such as pet animals, utilized to attract a
trouser trout’s attention.
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About the Book
Are you angling for trout but hooking
only Other Fish in the Sea? Ladies, we’re not talking about seafood.
If
men were fish and women the anglers, trout would be the good guys women want to
land, Other Fish in the Sea the fellows who make women’s lives miserable. How
do you differentiate between the keepers and the losers? A Girl’s Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout illuminates the often-murky
waters of the dating pool with insights inspired by fly-fishing techniques and
advice.
A Girl’s Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout helps a woman define her own angling style in the
hunt for her trophy trout. This witty, sometimes spicy book dishes information
on Other Fish in the Sea to avoid, quality streams to fish (good places to meet
good men), leader lines to cast (conversation openers), and natural,
artificial, and exotic lures to utilize. What to do when the fishing hole runs
dry, prospects for angling in the later years, trouser trout tips, and tall
tales of trout landed or lost round out the book.
A Girl’s Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout won first place in the nonfiction book category of
the 18th Annual SouthWest Writers Writing
Contest.
About the Author
Gail
Rubin, a public relations professional, is a trouser trout angling expert.
During her 30-year angling career, she dated many swell trouser trout as well
as her share of blowfish, crabs and urchins. Ms. Rubin knows, from personal
experience, what puts the “ick” in ichthyology. First
married in 1983, she resumed trolling following a 1988 divorce. After years of
casting for a keeper, she landed her trophy trout and married again in December
2000.