The soft light of dawn had barely kissed the eastern horizon,
when the youngest in the Abbott household awakened with excitement.
“SSSHHH!
No barking now. You’ll wake Mama.”
Buddy slowly wagged his tail as
Mary Katherine stirred. She tiptoed past her mother’s room, along the upstairs
hall and down the dimly lit stairs. Buddy was at her heels as she ran excitedly
through the cramped parlor. Then she abruptly halted beneath the mantle, three
feet above her head. Her eyes went to the large, tin-type photograph of her
father.
“Mama says she always wakes with
sweet thoughts of you, so don’t wake her just yet, Papa. We’re makin’ ourselves useful.”
Excitement prodded her across the
room, where she lifted the drop latch on the pantry door and quickly retrieved
a cobalt blue biscuit jar and a pint jar of fresh strawberry jam.
“Mama will be so surprised when
she sees what we’ve done. I think she works too hard, and we gotta help her more.”
The dog wagged his tail as if in
agreement and watched her every move.
Illana was
just waking when Mary Katherine peeped around her mother’s door.
“We have a surprise for you.”
“A surprise?”
“Yes. Come downstairs, Mama.
You’ll see.”
A small hand impatiently pulled
the larger one, as the trio rushed over the thin hall runner, down the stairs
and past the cramped parlor, to the kitchen.
Illana’s
mouth dropped open and Mary Katherine started screaming at the sight.
The three inquisitive raccoons
from the night before were on the table, feasting on the spilled, crumbled
remains of Mary Katherine’s surprise.
“What!” Illana
yelled, grabbing the broom. “Raccoons in this kitchen!”
“Get ‘em
Buddy,” Mary cried. “Get ‘em out of here!”
The dog leaped at the table in a
frenzy of attack barks, and bounced on hind legs toward the tempting striped tail
that was hanging over the edge. He rounded the other side as the furry intruded
sat up in a monologue of loud chatters and bounded over the dog’s head to the
sink. The second raccoon jumped away from Illana’s
broom, scampered up the ‘Home Enterprise’ cook stove and squeezed
between a granite blue and white speckled coffee pot; and a row of salt-glazed
crocks.
“Oh no!
Not my grandmother’s crocks! ... Get off there!”
Mary screamed, as the smallest
one stumbled over a row of tomatoes on the wide window sill, and knocked over a
corked bottle of pine needle extract. It chattered wildly and clutched at the
hem of the curtains, then clawed its way up, till it perched above the window.
“Mama!
Grand-papa’s pain extract! And your curtains!”
Illana
pressed her lips together in disgust. “Oh! They’re ruined!”
She swung the broom at the
perched culprit and it fell into the empty dishpan leaving evidence of its
excitement.
Mary grimaced. “Oh
yuck. Look what it did, Mama.”
“I see! Get out, you filthy
animals! Mary, go shut the pantry door! If they get in there we’ll be cleaning
up the mess for a week.”
She ran across the room in
terror, as the first raccoon jumped from the cold, flat burners of the stove,
to the warming oven. Baking tins rattled to the floor; which only intensified
its fear. It chattered wildly, and tried to hide behind the prized crocks,
which pushed toward the edge as he moved behind them.
“OH NO!” Illana yelled
dropping the broom and catching the first crock. But her timing was
insufficient for the second, as a flour crock crashed to the wood-planked
floor, spreading its contents like a white lumpy carpet.
“Mary quick!
Go prop open the screen door and I'll chase them out with the broom.”
Within seconds the door was
propped wide and the trio had absconded to the weedy meadow beyond the yard.
Mary pointed to the gaping hole
at the bottom of the screen door. “Look Mama! That’s how they got in. The
screen is loose at the bottom.”
“I’ll have to fix that, or
they’ll be back tonight.”