What Shall I Call It?

About the Book

The story is "What Shall I call it?" and that is the real story of a casket hunter who is looking for the coffins that floated away in the great flood of 1922. The boxes contain the remains of people who are insured for a million dollars... Wiley Tel Cleave is his name and he is what is known as an "exact". He has two right hands and he works for the Judges of The "Perfect" City of Villa Village located in the "Rain Forest" of Texas.

He goes from Texas to California and on to Nevada and many other places all over the U.S. in the underground cavern of the nation. He is great at jumping out of windows and landing on his feet. He is sometime believed to be the killer of the people he is looking for in these floating caskets. He is a very mysterious kind of guy and some times really pitiful.

He is not a great fighter and can dive off three hundred feet bridges and land on his feet but he is a little afraid of his girl friend. He will make you wonder if there is really a rain forest deep in the heard of Texas. And is there really a man traveling in the cravens of the U.S.A. looking for the people who were sat sail in the great flood? What is "Wind Bucket"? What are the other "exact" people like? Two heads, or lips? Did a man really make a billion dollars insuring these people already dead? So what is that under your feet? A bookworm or what are you anyway???

About the Author

After many years and much study Mr. Boone had come to the public with his humor, imagination and the story of his mystic universe that he insist exist along with our world. He was born in the small town of Gainesville Texas in 1933 and lived there until his father moved his family to Alameda California during the great world war, in 1941.

He had lived in the bay area for fifty odd years and has written many articles and short stories and now a full novel his third. Mr. Boone is a non-smoker and is in full compliance with the people who believe that human life is sacred and sex is for married people only. Those married to the opposite sex. They and only those married are allowed to have the privilege of sexual intercourse. Having been prosecuted and discriminated and abuse by those who believe otherwise is the real reason for this wild attempt to entertain and educate the public with his story and sacrifice. He was a boy scout and sailor and has been a teacher and substitute teacher in the Oakland Public Schools and is now devoting his life to the solution of the "Murder Problem in Oakland" where he spent his childhood and most joyful, wonderful years. He is promised to a lady in marriage and may be seen in the classrooms of Oakland trying to give back some of the "good stuff" he was given by the good people of Oakland.