E-Mail Letters from a WACKO!
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Dear M&M Candy: I resent your slogan, "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands." I am a person who was born with no hands. Obviously your candy does not melt in my hands... Dear Hanes Underwear: I have come up with an idea for a new type of men's briefs that would make it possible to wear underwear for days at a time without changing? I have always worn Hanes, except for a brief time in the 70's when I did not wear any underwear. My idea would be to have briefs with three leg holes...so you simply rotate to a different hole each day...! Dear Small Breast Solutions: I have a complaint about your breast firming and enlarging product. My wife has been using your cream for two months and her breasts have gotten smaller... Dear Delta Airlines: I will be traveling on your airline in a few weeks. I usually travel with my own drapes. Do you think you could have one of your stewardesses put the drapes up by my seat window so I the sun will not bother me... Dear Carnival Cruises: My wife and I will be traveling on your Caribbean cruise next month. I have to tell you that she suffers from Tourettes Syndrome and is prone to spew out loud obscenities quite frequently. Do you think this will be a problem... (And they get funnier...and the companies even responded)!
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About the Book
Ever since he was old enough to walk, Tom Sarc has tormented others. Now, in his hilarious new book, E-Mail Letters from a WACKO! he continues his torment as an adult.
E-Mail Letters from a WACKO! is made up of an unending stream of some of the most hilarious exchanges of e-mails put together!
Drawing on his corporate management background, where he learned about the simple-mindedness of the corporate structure, people and practices – Tom launched a kamikaze crusade against corporations, associations, organizations, and individuals with some of the stupidest, craziest, WACKIEST e-mails ever... asking them the most outrageous questions and making the most bizarre requests, (and receiving surprisingly earnest responses back)! You will split your pants with laughter!
About the Author
Chances are that you are familiar with the Internet. And if so, you are most definitely aware of E-Mail. Author Thomas Sarc makes use of the technology of the Internet like no one else – by writing hilarious e-mails to corporations, associations and individuals poking ridicule and knowing that they will respond to his idiotic questions, statements, requests and complaints. Utilizing what Mr. Sarc terms as "learned corporate obstinate folly," which he had witnessed extensively while working in a corporate environment for more than eighteen years, recipients of his prank correspondence are taken completely off guard and think that they are actually responding to a run-of-the-mill e-mail! Mr. Sarc lives in New York with his wife and two children.